Morgan, release me from thine clutches!

[Turbografx]

I'm requesting my release from your "Guild" and a return to a status other than "beggar".

[Red Morgan]

For special exceptions we do plan on making a "Leper" position. Would you prefer that?

[Turbografx]

No, I would like to be made AS forum default awaiting further decision.

[Red Morgan]

You might have to let Surly take care of that. Either I can only accept group requests or I'm just a vBulletin noob and this mac isn't letting me kick you out.

[Turbografx]

OMG, you use a mac? Just contact him and arrange it quickly then.

[Red Morgan]

OMG, you use a mac? Just contact him and arrange it quickly then.

Well I'm at work. And you're barking orders at me? Ha! I'm sure you have PM abilities yourself killer.

[Turbografx]

Well I'm at work. And you're barking orders at me? Ha! I'm sure you have PM abilities yourself killer.


Yes, I am. I have no respect for your ill begotten, your usurped authority.

[MaxTheDwarf]

Yes, I am. I have no respect for your ill begotten, your usurped authority.

Turbo shut the fuck up.

[Metal Wolf]

Hmm, everyone is leaving and Thelma is begging me to join them.

Hey Red make me your vise.:skull:

[Red Morgan]

Hmm, everyone is leaving and Thelma is begging me to join them.

Hey Red make me your vise.:skull:

Vise (tool) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vise_%28tool%29) - a mechanical screw apparatus used for clamping or holding.

Okay, you can hold my "Will work for beta" sign!

[Brilliant]

Yes, I am. I have no respect for your ill begotten, your usurped authority.
LOL

What a drama queen! Who the fuck did he usurp power from?? And another lol @ 'ill begotten'.

[Metal Wolf]

Also employed by "mafia" types for other more profitable uses.

[Motavia]

Butch Italian hookers?

[Wayne]

Hmm, everyone is leaving and Thelma is begging me to join them.

Hey Red make me your vise.:skull:

The only reason im more persistent with recruiting you is because you were a part of the original UDF gang and later on the A-team.

If you wish to throw all that away and join The Burgers then do so.

[Matriel]

I had sex with Red Morgan last night. It was forceful and not very nice. Then he cried for 45 minutes aftewards. I might need a shower.

[Red Morgan]

I had sex with Red Morgan last night. It was forceful and not very nice. Then he cried for 45 minutes aftewards. I might need a shower.

I wouldn't have cried if there wasn't so much blood...

I still have no idea whose it was really...

[Wayne]

I wouldn't have cried if there wasn't so much blood...

I still have no idea whose it was really...

Blood is red REJOICE!

[Cidius]

I knew we were gonna be meatshields.

[Harmar]

I'm guessing wayne is hinting at something. I can't put my finger on it though. Something he's said a million times and I just can't recall what the referance is to...

The cheese is old and moldy, go back to your thelma forum n00b

[Wayne]

Fuck some things just need to be hammered in long and hard. I am sorry if its too much for your kindergarten level of patience.

[Wayne]

Cidius that sig is pwnsauce.

[Cidius]

Haha it took like 5 minutes to make it

[Wayne]

I was made in 5 minutes too. That means nothing.

[Red Morgan]

I was made in 5 minutes too. That means nothing.

I was there with the stop watch son, don't exaggerate. I did it in a sprint.

[Wayne]

I always knew you were my biological father! You were the truck driver, right?

[Red Morgan]

I always knew you were my biological father! You were the truck driver, right?

No he was the guy after me I think.

[Wayne]

So you are the pizza delivery guy.

[Harmar]

No no, he's the plumber, which comes after the cable guy, before the pizza man, but at the same time as the mail man

[Wayne]

oh!

[Brilliant]

I wouldn't have cried if there wasn't so much blood...

I still have no idea whose it was really...It was probably from the hooker I killed.

[Metal Wolf]

It was probably from the hooker I killed.

Still havn't gotten over those violent jelous tendenceys yet have ya?

[MaxTheDwarf]

It was probably from the hooker I killed.

Hate women much?

[Matriel]

It was probably from the hooker I killed.

Violence against women is never funny from another woman.

[Harmar]

no one said anything about the hooker being a woman...

[Brilliant]

no one said anything about the hooker being a woman...:thumb:

[Harmar]

you owe me two hugs and a kiss now

[Vattic]

you owe me two hugs and a kiss now

i thought that's what the hooker's are for?

[Harmar]

i dont know why you would kiss a hooker...

[Vattic]

i dont know why you would kiss a hooker...

i certainly wouldn't, we hired them to kiss you so you'd stop getting so damn needy. that and none of us want to catch the herp from ya.

[Harmar]

i have ghana-herpa-siffle-aids oral and mucus membrane

[Metal Wolf]

You need to be put down for your own good is what you have.