The Seductive Puke Stain<<Tavern RP M rated lots of 8====D

[Fuzzin]

Setting: a futuristic bar on earth but some ot yars in the future so there are allien that seem to grow acustum to growing penis like tentacles they like to be assertive. it's a rusty scrap metal dump that smells like a fuck and also has stains and walls and floor is made of junk yard metal there are cybertronic robots with cyborb penis and also theres an upstars with many rooms and there also a bar to order drinks and sluts lol.

[Fuzzin]

biosheet

Name

Bio

Age

Ocupation

Diseases

likes to make faces at the mirror when nobody is at his house
Yes[ ] No[ ]

Car accidents

longest erection (at most 4 hrs)

armor

weapons

[Fuzzin]

Duren The semi-Nice bi-polar guy.

age: 322

bio:His stuff is broke, like his heart when the she-bitch banshee left him on a asteroid that smelt like a FUrniture! Using the hairs of a space worm he made a make shift space pod and floated around for many many hours. He caught space rabbits for food and space squids for water (And the occasional Melon (Space melon that is)). He finally arrived at the seductive puke stain and was totally kickass happy about about the Penarm Aliens and the hugs they give out. He needed one really bad!

Armor: Spikes and some helmets.

Car accidents: no, there are no cars in space....dumbass.

Weapons: Nunchucks and space rockets.

[Spikey]

This isn't funny business.

[ClownFoot]

Fuzzin, as much as I love the seductive puke stain, don't you think that it was sufficiently beaten to death the fifth time it was posted?

[Bingobob]

Name: Fuzzin Fuck-walder

Age: old enough to have his dick fall off

bio: posts absolute fucking bullshit that no one reads and only makes fun of because its his day job and fucks that shit with a hot carl or a cleveland steamrollin crap whatever it is for those trashy north easteners from NJ.... then maybe a little pink sock action shit and fucking like
doing it on a trampoline or some shit
then getting it on in the fucking garden
then maybe
uh
i dont
doing it on the fucking roof
and breaking the gutter or some shit like that
maybe on the fucking satellite dish screwing up the picture
maybe on a fucking surf board
a grill
a llama
i dont know, maybe humpin like a fucking
camel, 2 humps
shit

occupation: gun totten' texan. the more bullets that hit the ground, the more bucks i make. fuck that drug trade shit. im a motha fucking G SON

diseases: Elephantiasis of the penis. fuck man. ladies love that shit nah mean bro!!!??????!?!??!? fuck ya
that and like climitius or however the fuck you spell
FUCK THAT LITTLE RED LINE UNDER WORDS I SPELL WRONG
shit


likes to be naked in the mirror when everybody is at his house
word. i fucking go naked in the hot tube and shit

car accidents: i'd fucking ram my car up your ass fuzzin after reading how much i want to make you my bitch 4 life. your mine homes
MINE

longest erection = always erected. i'm like some motha fuckin k-nex thing man.
YOU DONT TAKE THAT SHIT DOWN FOR A MONTH AFTER YOU PUT IT UP

armor: i wear like
shit that
micheal jackson
or
prince would wear
ya know

that hot shit
not the shit on the videos

the stuff behind the scenes. nah mean. you know what i'm talking about fuzzin

that

good stuff

weapons: A FUCKING CUTCO LIKE BUTCHERS KNIFE THAT ILL CHOP YOU UP ON WITH FOR LIKE EVER

dude ill like slice and dice that shit like no tomorrow
first the fingers
then the feet

then maybe
the arms
BUT NOT STARTING AT THE SHOUDLER

you gotta dice that shit like a vegtable

no what i mean? like from the wrist up

then i'll like

take a fucking chain saw to ya

or like a fucking axe

then after i'm done with ya, i'll cook ya into some steaks and like
dish you out

and serve you

to like people who think its beef

and then they all like

fucking throw up cause they like

WTF IS THIS SHIT

and it like is shit cause its like you fuzzin

ITS FUCKING YOU FUZZIN

YOU

fuck that robot shit

heres one for ya

how bout part of the character sheet thats like.
WTF DO YOU LOOK LIKE!?!?!?!
and
WTF WOULD I DO TO YOU IF I MET YOU ON THE STREET!?!?!?!

huh

well if i was looking like someone

i'd be a cross between

arnold S + SPAWN + iron man + like some transformer shit + tool belt

and if i met youur sorry ass on the street

ID FUCKING COCK THAT SHIT

or id fucking walk it

would you cock it walk it man

FUCKING COCK IT OR WALK IT MAN

YA

WOOO

shit

[Bingobob]

for fucks sake, ignore that above post.

fuzzin, your the fucking man. don't take shit from no one bro

take care homes

[Fuzzin]

Fuzzin, as much as I love the seductive puke stain, don't you think that it was sufficiently beaten to death the fifth time it was posted?


Rofl yeah. Its your fault anyway. Your all like OH HAI ILL GO TO THE ANVIL VENT and i was like....anvil vent?....anvil forum.....hmmmm! Anyways its always funny to see how people react.

Bingobob's is by far the best

[Bingobob]

i just got back from the thing 2 floors below me and i had to chug some random shit in a frying pan.... fucking hell

i dont know what the hell was in that thing but it definitely has removed restraints. let me tell ya

edit
and wtf do you mean by posted for the fifth time?
was this thing posted again!??!!?

wtf fuzz

why are you like a fucking hairball my cat can't cough up

its always there

and its always making everyone in the room like FUCK

now i have to clean some shit up

[roflgoblin part deux]

so this is what a wsx dbc hybrid looks like then

[treefingers]

name: legolas treefingers

appearance: 4' white slinder well endowed (http://recluse.me/images/rudy.jpg) mirdain (http://www.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/races/mirdain/index.html)

skills: hunting bowcrafting diplomacy seduction elf stuff

likes: animu (http://logbuch.c-base.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hentai_breaks.png) candid photography (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlGC8010-tg) braces (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPeDAhKO5nc)

dislikes: chunkers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWAcBi64LVE) and alfar (http://www.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/races/alfar/index.html)

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so theres a new bar in town (http://www.geocities.com/easyrider71bad/SpaceBar.jpg) and theres been a bit of advertisement to its arrival. i equip myself with my best gear (http://imgsrv.wbee.com/image/wbee/UserFiles/Image/dog%20the%20bounty%20hunter.jpg) on path to investigate. i arrive sporting only the coolest leather jacket (http://www.warriorsonly.com/streetarmor/b7390ee0.jpg) and my green tinted shades (http://www.surplusandoutdoors.com/images/product/main/SUNGLASSES-AVIATOR.jpg). upon walking in i decide to kinda shove open the doors like they do in saloons in the old west movies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRjb8sMjYu8). it works perfect and i think it even catches the eye of a mistress or two (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhNDW4vU2D8) seated in the corner. i take out my cigar and casually sit down at the bar. i order some nesquik (http://abulla.xeracion.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/nesquik2.jpg) and gaze around for a crowd to mingle with.

in the far east corner of the buildng i spy an older gentlemen (http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/4/10609571287.jpg) reading a paper,seated across from him is sailor mercury (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkQn13AMxnQ) and next to her tuddrussel from timesquad.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2lrPc7c65I)

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/5409/1224697629088zn4.jpg

[ClownFoot]

Rofl yeah. Its your fault anyway. Your all like OH HAI ILL GO TO THE ANVIL VENT and i was like....anvil vent?....anvil forum.....hmmmm! Anyways its always funny to see how people react.

Bingobob's is by far the best

Don't blame me for this shit. I didn't make you post it.

Also, treefingers that fucking owned. I clicked almost all the links.

[roflgoblin part deux]

yah, TF

that was pretty entertaining. the fact that you can actually write with such clarity leaves many questions unanswered.

[treefingers]

u mean like how big is my penis?

[roflgoblin part deux]

u mean like how big is my penis?

Among others, yes.

[Dajesse]

Evil society

[Bashur]

name: legolas treefingers

appearance: 4' white slinder well endowed (http://recluse.me/images/rudy.jpg) mirdain (http://www.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/races/mirdain/index.html)

skills: hunting bowcrafting diplomacy seduction elf stuff

likes: animu (http://logbuch.c-base.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hentai_breaks.png) candid photography (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlGC8010-tg) braces (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPeDAhKO5nc)

dislikes: chunkers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWAcBi64LVE) and alfar (http://www.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/races/alfar/index.html)

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so theres a new bar in town (http://www.geocities.com/easyrider71bad/SpaceBar.jpg) and theres been a bit of advertisement to its arrival. i equip myself with my best gear (http://imgsrv.wbee.com/image/wbee/UserFiles/Image/dog%20the%20bounty%20hunter.jpg) on path to investigate. i arrive sporting only the coolest leather jacket (http://www.warriorsonly.com/streetarmor/b7390ee0.jpg) and my green tinted shades (http://www.surplusandoutdoors.com/images/product/main/SUNGLASSES-AVIATOR.jpg). upon walking in i decide to kinda shove open the doors like they do in saloons in the old west movies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRjb8sMjYu8). it works perfect and i think it even catches the eye of a mistress or two (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhNDW4vU2D8) seated in the corner. i take out my cigar and casually sit down at the bar. i order some nesquik (http://abulla.xeracion.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/nesquik2.jpg) and gaze around for a crowd to mingle with.

in the far east corner of the buildng i spy an older gentlemen (http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/4/10609571287.jpg) reading a paper,seated across from him is sailor mercury (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkQn13AMxnQ) and next to her tuddrussel from timesquad.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2lrPc7c65I)

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/5409/1224697629088zn4.jpg

Dude, treefingers.. you gota hook a brotha up with your sources man. That's some quality softcore tentacle action!

[Slaker]

TENTACLE + Hot CHICKS! = INSTA WIN!

[Nancyboy Ballicker]

Treefingers' skill is unmatched !

[Bingobob]

Bingobob's is by far the best

that was just me being a drunk idiot... i'd give treefingers the gold on this one, because my response wasn't really even a response.....i guess lol

i am impressed by some of those videos... especially the one where the lady talks about fluffing up a pillow...

what the fuck man.... i'm so curious to how you found that video

[Beorg]

I don't like this thread.

I can only see bad things coming from it.