All religious beliefs aside...

[roflgoblin part deux]

Boredom, it bleeds me dry.
The working day spent alone; a computer, a phone,
But no forum to keep me high.

No father as a child.
Killuminati taught me the ways of the wild.
Cidius, my walking, talking, shitting imagination,
and Surly, the Hitler to my Nation.

I love thy brothers, except for Brilliant (go fuck yourself)
please invite thee to game.

To game.

[Slaker]

You touched me deep inside with this poem. Seriously I want you back.

[Killuminati]

why not? We need you to plague the forums with your inane threads since Cidius has disappeared.

[TangerineSky]

I think conditions would need to be set...

[Slaker]

I think conditions would need to be set...

he can only create 400 threads a day?

[treefingers]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070813/paris_hilton3.jpg

[Killuminati]

he can only create 400 threads a day?

sounds reasonable

[Slaker]

sounds reasonable

If its the only condition, then I am fine with it!

[comestible]

I would give goblet a second chance but he hasn't used up his first one.

[Shneddi]

As long as theres no more fucking shit poetry. Wheres the subtly? Wheres the metaphor? Fuck.

[Riddle]

No, now fuck off.

[roflgoblin part deux]

No, now fuck off.

Yah fuck you too Riddle, go rub some sandpaper on that chafing vagina.

[Riddle]

Yah fuck you too Riddle, go rub some sandpaper on that chafing vagina.

You got banned and i didn't. Nuh nuh nuh nuh.

[roflgoblin part deux]

You got banned and i didn't. Nuh nuh nuh nuh.

What are you gonna say if I'm allowed back in? No soup for you.

EDIT: seriously tho youre a dick for voting no.

[Riddle]

EDIT: seriously tho youre a dick for voting no.



Why? because you have confidence issues?

[roflgoblin part deux]

Why? because you have confidence issues?

Actually, yah. So, we agree then?

[Riddle]

Actually, yah. So, we agree then?

Indeed.

Also, for what its worth. You showed the whole DF community which one of us has a vagina when you were banned. You didn't really take it like a man did you?

[roflgoblin part deux]

Indeed.

Also, for what its worth. You showed the whole DF community which one of us has a vagina when you were banned. You didn't really take it like a man did you?

It's certainly no secret how big my vagina is. And it's pretty big.

That still doesn't defend the fact that a good sandpaper rubbing is long over due for your's.

[Riddle]

It's certainly no secret how big my vagina is. And it's pretty big.

That still doesn't defend the fact that a good sandpaper rubbing is long over due for your's.


GG. Better luck next time.

[roflgoblin part deux]

GG. Better luck next time.

And thank you for not making this a landslide vote. That would have been completely heinous with what my unmanly demonstration. I knew there was a purpose for you.

[Bashur]

I say no. I don't really like you. Being honest here, no matter what kind of flattery you're going for, I just don't like you. You got banned. Hardly any of us have gotten perma banned and kicked from the guild, there's a reason for the guidlines and why none of us cross them like you did.

If you come back, I won't like you. If you stay banned, I won't like you. Either way, I don't like you.

[roflgoblin part deux]

I say no. I don't really like you. Being honest here, no matter what kind of flattery you're going for, I just don't like you. You got banned. Hardly any of us have gotten perma banned and kicked from the guild, there's a reason for the guidlines and why none of us cross them like you did.

If you come back, I won't like you. If you stay banned, I won't like you. Either way, I don't like you.

Thanks for the explanation.

I want back in because there are a majority of people in the clan that I do like, and those are the people I'd like to game with.

If I post a vintage photo of me standing nonchalantly next to a street light in the inner city, will you hate me less?

[comestible]

You got banned. Hardly any of us have gotten perma banned and kicked from the guild, there's a reason for the guidlines and why none of us cross them like you did.

There is faulty ban logic amongst the hammer holders anyway, not that I don't think goblet should or shouldn't have not been banned.

[Ashten]

I voted yes because even though I dont know you everyone should get a second chance, but maybe I'm too nice. What did you do to get banned in the first place?

[roflgoblin part deux]

There is faulty ban logic amongst the hammer holders anyway, not that I don't think goblet should or shouldn't have not been banned.

I completely agree with the banning. I voiced a maintained opinion in a, although humorous, bit extreme fashion. Thus, the request for a "second" chance (for those of you unfamiliar, this would go on to assume that my "first" chance had been exhausted)

[comestible]

I voted yes because even though I dont know you everyone should get a second chance, but maybe I'm too nice. What did you do to get banned in the first place?

He was basically being a whiny little bitch.

[roflgoblin part deux]

He was basically being a whiny little bitch.

A whiny little bitch with purpose, mind you.

[Bashur]

A whiny little bitch with purpose, mind you.

To get banned? Accomplished.

[amade]

Where's the third choice? Indifferent?

[comestible]

Where's the third choice? Indifferent?

http://forums.anvilsociety.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=308&stc=1&d=1224918744

[amade]

Ah, but that doesn't tally how many people are indifferent. I demand my vote to be counted!

[roflgoblin part deux]

Ah, but that doesn't tally how many people are indifferent. I demand my vote to be counted!


But Amade, if you had to pick one, if Surly unzipped his pants and had his cock to your head and said "Amade, you will make a decision today. You will vote between Yes or No, or I will unleash a wrath like you've never seen upon your face."

What would you choose?

[comestible]

He would continue to be indifferent and enjoy the onslaught thoroughly. Enjoy it all over his face.

[Slaker]

The only way you can come back is if you find CIDIUS! OK?

[roflgoblin part deux]

The only way you can come back is if you find CIDIUS! OK?

i am cidius.

[Slaker]

i am cidius.

DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME!!!!

Cidius left us and he's now somewhere in the world and we have NO FUCKING NEWS! So please go find him!

[ZanirZrold]

i am cidius.

for a second you almost had me

[Bashur]

The only way you can come back is if you find CIDIUS! OK?

[Leathe]

I'm not gonna vote either :/

[Helgeran]

:fuck you:

[Bashur]

If only this place was a democracy. Votes take 10 times as long to pass than the real world.

[Nancyboy Ballicker]

if only I casted my veto for voting YES !

[roflgoblin part deux]

where did this thread go? TF stole it?

[Bashur]

where did this thread go? TF stole it?

I was hoping we made a section for shit threads and this got moved to it. Unfortunately not...

[roflgoblin part deux]

I was hoping we made a section for shit threads and this got moved to it. Unfortunately not...

Yah, I wouldn't want my threads getting all mixed up with your late night forum contributions.

[Bashur]

Yah, I wouldn't want my threads getting all mixed up with your late night forum contributions.

Don't worry, I doubt they would considering you make enough of them to push anyones to the next page.

[roflgoblin part deux]

Don't worry, I doubt they would considering you make enough of them to push anyones to the next page.

I heard you just got your asshole ripped apart in another thread. Looks like you're still the favorite scapegoat of the group.

[Beorg]

I heard you just got your asshole ripped apart in another thread. Looks like you're still the favorite scapegoat of the group.

You've had that Forum account for about three days, and you already have half as many posts as I.

[Spikey]

Stop +1ing you shithead.

If I was clever enough to find the post delete button I would. Edit: Nvm I found it.

[ximi]

Spikey,

I noticed your from FUCK. Is that FUCK in Butts County, California or University of FUCK in Twin Teets Valley, Colorado?:bean:

[Spikey]

I like the sound of butts country, can I be from there?

[Bashur]

No, I'm from there. You don't have the accent.

[Spikey]

I can get it!

[Bashur]

Well, you have kinda sound butthurt. Like me.

[Spinewire]

What did he do to get banned, why have i not seen him before?

I need this info before i vote.

[treefingers]

let him back in alrdy so what about the thread probably anyone here would have done the same in that situation and also it served as good publicity im sure.

[Dalonin]

Banned is, like, banned, and stuff, though. They weren't simply passing bans out at the door, and it likely wasn't an 'oops I hit the wrong button' incident either. Which means something. I might not be quite sure what, exactly, but it definitely means something. If that 'something' may have repercussions that include affecting the clan's overall mellow, there is simply no just cause to reopen that can of worms. I'm not one to go out on a limb guessing at shadows... but, nothing personal, of course, since I don't even know the guy, the no team has my vote anyways--at least until Spinewire gets his answer, yes?

[roflgoblin part deux]

http://forums.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/showthread.php?t=59962&highlight=irony+colorful+butthole

[Ashten]

You can also do some research and look up some old posts in the DBC forums that I think led up to the above DFO thread. Anyways I stand by my yes vote on the idea that everyone fucks up and deserves a second chance. Personally dont see it happening though but gl goblin.

[Spinewire]

Any specifics on what you were doing?

That post about getting kicked out did sound a little butt hurt...

[Bashur]

Gee, can we take a few steps back in the past and re-live all this bullshit again? Please? Oh good, Rofl is already one step ahead of me.

Jesus dude, if you wanted to stay why the fuck did you mess up in the first place? You coming back would just piss some of us off, thus creating drama. I honestly don't think it's going to happen unless someone just wants to start drama for shits and giggles, and then you're just being used as something to play with because we're bored waiting for niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger.

[Spinewire]

Well as nobody will tell me wtf he did i'm voteing no based solely on the fact that post he made was the gayest thing i have ever seen.

[treefingers]

i told you what happened in the dbc section retrace your steps

[Battle]

Wasnt rofl a drunken beggar? If not, he should be one, and I say bring him back, but it should be mandated that he respond in a hostile manner to every post that Stark ever makes.

[Bashur]

Wasnt rofl a drunken beggar? If not, he should be one, and I say bring him back, but it should be mandated that he respond in a hostile manner to every post that Stark ever makes.

Damn, this thread was almost dead!

[roflgoblin part deux]

I'm still breathing. Heavily. Against your neck.

[Tetsu]

can we get your sister's #?

[Pink Mippoose]

I voted no cuz i only got clothed pix of his sister.

Post nudes and I'll rethink it.

[Pink Mippoose]

I just read his drama post.

I hurled like 50 times.

[Killuminati]

only fat fucks say hurl.

[Pink Mippoose]

only fat fucks say hurl.

Only sandniggers say fat fuck.

[Killuminati]

You fat piece of shit, get back in the barn.

[Dajesse]

Own thrash forum section for goblin

[Dajesse]

But Sad Story. I don't know you , but i want to feel you.

[roflgoblin part deux]

Just to clear up the smearing of my balls,

"The Irony of a Colorful Butthole" was a drunken Surly tactic in light of the Kingdom merger. It really didn't go anywhere, except get me banned.

To this day I think it was Surly's way of simply getting me kicked out of the guild. Touche, Surly. Touche.

I wish you guys could have seen Red though. He had no idea. In Surly's intoxicated ingeniousness, he proceeded to encourage the idea of sending a PM to Red telling him to Fuck Off. You know, just to sweeten the deal.

Deal sweetened.

Anyway, this isn't a big secret or any nonesense of that nature. No one will care if you guys know. More SotA publicity is all it really was. And I took the mangina rap for it.

Figured I'd go out with some dignity before I leave to boot camp.

But now I'm just a forum troll again :( I liked having a vagina. It suited me (and smelled better than my balls)

[Ashten]

Just to clear up the smearing of my balls,

"The Irony of a Colorful Butthole" was a drunken Surly tactic in light of the Kingdom merger. It really didn't go anywhere, except get me banned.

To this day I think it was Surly's way of simply getting me kicked out of the guild. Touche, Surly. Touche.

I wish you guys could have seen Red though. He had no idea. In Surly's intoxicated ingeniousness, he proceeded to encourage the idea of sending a PM to Red telling him to Fuck Off. You know, just to sweeten the deal.

Deal sweetened.

Anyway, this isn't a big secret or any nonesense of that nature. No one will care if you guys know. More SotA publicity is all it really was. And I took the mangina rap for it.

Figured I'd go out with some dignity before I leave to boot camp.

But now I'm just a forum troll again :( I liked having a vagina. It suited me (and smelled better than my balls)

It is a sad story. Do wish I'd had a chance to meet ya cause you seem cool. But I'll see ya in game just on opposite sides of the line. I will take pleasure in killing you and be very irritated when I get killed by you. Good luck in your travels man. :thumb:

[roflgoblin part deux]

Most definitely, Ashten.

It will be good times. You guys should place bets on a Tangerine Vs. Rofl in-game fight.

[Ashten]

Most definitely, Ashten.

It will be good times. You guys should place bets on a Tangerine Vs. Rofl in-game fight.

A chance to waste my hard earned coppers on a game of chance? For sure I'm down for that! :merriment:

[roflgoblin part deux]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSl1x0WBmrQ


Don't you dare cry for me.




don't you dare.

[Ashten]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSl1x0WBmrQ


Don't you dare cry for me.




don't you dare.

I think I'm gonna cry. :rolleyes:

[Bashur]

It is a sad story. Do wish I'd had a chance to meet ya cause you seem cool. But I'll see ya in game just on opposite sides of the line. I will take pleasure in killing you and be very irritated when I get killed by you. Good luck in your travels man. :thumb:

Yes, a sad story full of retardation and extreme ignorance followed by expected consequences and massive crying on Rofl's part. The sequel was when he came back, got on his knees, and proceeded to ask "Who's dick do I have to suck?"

All in all, Rofl, your anguish at trying to get back in was good entertainment. Thanks for that.

[comestible]

Later goblet.

[roflgoblin part deux]

Bashur wins! No!

[Motavia]

It had to happen sooner or later.

[Tetsu]

Bashur wins! No!

dont worry, he's next. surly said so

[Bashur]

dont worry, he's next. surly said so

Surly and me have a sister sister thing going on.

And if I get kicked, Rofl and I are going to start a guild together.

[Killuminati]

Awww...I'm really sad...oh wait..I'm not.

[Tetsu]

Awww...I'm really sad...oh wait..I'm not.

FUCKING SHIT HAVE SEX WITH SOMETHING. EVEN A GUY. MAYBE YOU CAN LET UP ON THE FAUX MACHSIMO A LITTLE THEN. faggot

[Garn]

FUCKING SHIT HAVE SEX WITH SOMETHING. EVEN A GUY. MAYBE YOU CAN LET UP ON THE FAUX MACHSIMO A LITTLE THEN. faggot

Go cut your wrists. I know you want to.

[Bashur]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!

[Killuminati]

FUCKING SHIT HAVE SEX WITH SOMETHING. EVEN A GUY. MAYBE YOU CAN LET UP ON THE FAUX MACHSIMO A LITTLE THEN. faggot

YOU AND ME! LETS FUCK EACH OTHER IN DA ASS...I LIKE IT RUFF BIG BOY!!!!!11











































































































you pay for the motel though.

[Tetsu]

homo

[comestible]

We all know what you were thinking when you suggested a guy Tetsu.

Everybody line up, it is choochoo time.

[Tetsu]

im surrounded by cocksluts

[TangerineSky]

This thread needs to be moved in to the 'feelings' subsection.

[Bashur]

My nips are leaking.