explain trolling to me

[treefingers]

hey guys,

ive been reading the official forums more lately since the death of UDF alliance..i read alot about guns politics of america well i dont actually read it usually the first one or two sentences of each post if im bored to see if my name is mentioned,but basicly i do see a trend and thats trolling and sometimes im even accused of it,trying to gather as much information as i can and from what i can tell its like making someone mad on purpose

and why is smarmy popular all the sudden hes generally nice to ppl but its like the thing to pick on him why is that ok to single out somebody and anyone else notice my alfar thread was locked? suspicious? yes:fuck you:


sorry thats not at you guys whoever locked my thread with no response your advice or anything is welcome:thumb:

[treefingers]

and who gave the crappy votes on my other threads this place is harsh:gruff:

[Metal Wolf]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28angling%29

[Harmar]

I fucking hate Smarmy because he's a do-gooder little bitch. If I could, I would drag her behind a car at 10 miles per hour on a gravel road. Then I would rub rock salt on all the wounds. Next I would pour gas on her legs, light her on fire, and leave her to die. Oh, but I would kill a bunch of puppies before I started the dragging

[Metal Wolf]

Smarmy should nut up and go balistic one of these days I'm hoping. It'll be damn funny.

[Chamoke]

Giant Robots.

http://www.allthingsmike.com/CulturalBlender/robots/gigantor.jpg

http://www.idmonsters.com/archives/images/JohnnyHand.jpg

http://www.henshinonline.com/images/jgmf2005_10.jpg

[stalwart]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5940/treefingerszi0.png

i think i found a troll. lolol. not to chase you away or anything, you keep the open forums going :)

[Metal Wolf]

Giant Robots.



http://www.idmonsters.com/archives/images/JohnnyHand.jpg



Thats not a giant robot!

Thats a pedophile.

[Chamoke]

Thats not a giant robot!

Thats a pedophile.

What do you think they are riding in?

[Harmar]

hmmm, a taxi going to a cheap motel?

[Chamoke]

hmmm, a taxi going to a cheap motel?

As long as the taxi is a giant pedophile robot express bus.

[Fylraen]

And the motel is Harmar's mom

[Harmar]

That's it buddy, you get my account on the niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger forums unbanned or I'm going to say un-nice things about you

[Atnas]

and why is smarmy popular all the sudden hes generally nice to ppl but its like the thing to pick on him why is that ok to single out somebody and anyone else notice my alfar thread was locked? suspicious? yes:fuck you:


sorry thats not at you guys whoever locked my thread with no response your advice or anything is welcome:thumb:

Yeah, that Smarmy motherfucker is trying to steal your thunder!

[stalwart]

That's it buddy, you get my account on the niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger forums unbanned or I'm going to say un-nice things about you

he's irc. not forums. i dont think he can do anything

[Harmar]

Well then he's not coming to my birthday party. That way you'll finally have a friend stalwart. Go fuck yourself Fylraen you're a poopy dumb stupid head and I'm going to get my mom to kick your monkey ass

[treefingers]

:confused:

[treefingers]

1.0 average? thats bullshit

[Wayne]

Treefingers I just wanted to say that you rock. You rock.

[Wayne]

http://www.cwporter.com/gook_image09.jpg

[Fylraen]

he's irc. not forums. i dont think he can do anything


I am both!

But I don't ban / unban people, I just help noobs on the forums and rule their forum with impunity.

Anyway there's no way I'd unban you Harmar after that vile string of abuse! The coup de grace to my heart, that was

[Harmar]

I hate all the mods on that god forsaken forum. You used to be the "cool" one, but not anymore. Oh, and thelma, I don't know if you guys got the memo, but we fucking hate elves. All elves, no exceptions. So treefingers need to change his race, or I'm going to chop off his head

[Wayne]

Shut up. We LOVE elves. Treefingers we love you too!

[Chamoke]

I love elves a lot.

[Atnas]

Shut up. We LOVE elves. Treefingers we love you too!

Treefingers is the only elf I love, and he damn well deserves it too! He's pure awesome.

[stalwart]

I am both!

But I don't ban / unban people, I just help noobs on the forums and rule their forum with impunity.

Anyway there's no way I'd unban you Harmar after that vile string of abuse! The coup de grace to my heart, that was

in that case, tell marrock he's a faggot for me.

unless your "mod name" is marrock. in which case, you're a faggot. i don't see you as being a faggot though.

[Garn]

We could use Treefingers as a spy or agent or something...

[treefingers]

i wish i could teach a frog like that to sit on my shoulder all the time:smirk:

[Garn]

i wish i could teach a frog like that to sit on my shoulder all the time:smirk:

You shouldn't touch it. You'd die in about 20 minutes.

(Unless you've got some antidote)

[Chamoke]

You shouldn't touch it. You'd die in about 20 minutes.

(Unless you've got some antidote)

Poison dart frogs don't retain their poison in captivity.

[Helgeran]

Lick it and prove Shamoke wrong!

[Chamoke]

They don't even retain the poison for that long. Even wild caught poison dart frogs. People lick them right out of the import box and say they are spicy.

[Garn]

Thanks for bursting my bubble. *sniffs* :(

[Chamoke]

You're welcome. Atleast you can go to the pet store and buy a few if you like and not die.

[Garn]

When exactly are they poisonous then? I mean, what triggers or blocks their poison production?

[Chamoke]

Their diet, I think. They just eat wingless flies and small crickets and shit like that in captivity.

[Nalira]

I fucking hate Smarmy because he's a do-gooder little bitch. If I could, I would drag her behind a car at 10 miles per hour on a gravel road. Then I would rub rock salt on all the wounds. Next I would pour gas on her legs, light her on fire, and leave her to die. Oh, but I would kill a bunch of puppies before I started the dragging

Letting her die after burning her is too kind. You need to piss the flames out then let her be a nasty ass charred semi-corpse for the rest of her life. That'll teach her how far being nice gets her.

[Nalira]

in that case, tell marrock he's a faggot for me.

unless your "mod name" is marrock. in which case, you're a faggot. i don't see you as being a faggot though.

Yeah, Marrock is the only one to have ever warned me, and the fucker has done it twice... that stiff piece of shit.

And uh sorry for ze double post.

[Atnas]

I don't like Marrock, he seems to be a sensitive piece of shit and also suckup fag cunt.

[Metal Wolf]

Their diet, I think. They just eat wingless flies and small crickets and shit like that in captivity.
Yea its cause most of the insects over here aren't "onfg pwnt you bitch" posionis, unlike those freakish monstrosites that live in the rainforests.

I mean damn, there are some fucked up ants called "bomber ants" that can make there ass explode just by will and spew acid on everything around them. Those things must have spawned from some Islamist's wet dream.

What hte fuck do yall do to get warned I've done so much crap againg the TOS and never had a mod talk to me ... kinda makes me lonly.

[stalwart]

I don't like Marrock, he seems to be a sensitive piece of shit and also suckup fag cunt.

i'm glad i'm not alone on this one.

[Harmar]

Brannoc has suspended me three times I think, twice for sure. The last time was for making a referance to some other gamming community being either being gay or fucking mashed potatoes. I'm not sure which part did me in, but he banned me for 10 days man, that's obscene

[Wayne]

Brannoc is such a moron.

[Surly]

:(

[Turbografx]

Wow, I thought all you guys were uptight conservative types like Atnas, it appears I was wrong. You share many of the same sentiments I do.

[Atnas]

Wow, I thought all you guys were uptight conservative types like Atnas, it appears I was wrong. You share many of the same sentiments I do.

You cry too much on MSN for my comfort.

[Turbografx]

You cry too much on MSN for my comfort.

Only because I know that deep in your prude heart you're a sadist who likes to hear that kind of thing.

[Fylraen]

You cry too much on MSN for my comfort.

There's really an awful lot of crying in this thread too

[Wayne]

I bet Brannoc has several alts to troll official on like KingHussein etc. He's such a dipshit. I hate him. He's also a dick!

[Atnas]

There's really an awful lot of crying in this thread too

Nothing beats drama on the internet!

[Wayne]

There's really an awful lot of crying in this thread too

Stop crying you person who cries you!

[Wayne]

Shit. Nvm.