a letter posted on a tree outside.

[treefingers]

dear anvil society members,

ive found my way into your barracks through dedication and a little convincing on behalf of a few people,as you read this im scouting your base and making sure everything is in order for my posts to be unleashed. i did some research and saw guns seem to be the weapon of choice around here so i got me one and im prepared to bang you out if you give me any trouble. if you have any questions or comments you can leave your own letter here,ill be checking back every now and then..dont bother trying to catch me.

until next time
wishes,


treefingers

[Harmar]

Uh, no we don't use guns, and you're a retard. Grab a beer you'll fit in nicely.

[Chamoke]

Uh, no we don't use guns, and you're a retard. Grab a beer you'll fit in nicely.

Dear Harmar,

Please do not insult the treefingers. He is an elusive creature, especially this far north. You don't want to spook him. Maybe you should offer him some figs or a little honey. I think he would like that.

Your buddy,
Shamoke

PS.
http://vuodatus-static.web-effect.net/g/3121/129485.jpg

[Stark]

Dear Surly,

Please add a rep system so that I can send my hate to Treefingers anonymously again.

Thank you,
Mongo Ironpubes

[Atnas]

Dear Surly,

Please add a rep system so that I can send my love to Treefingers anonymously again.

Thank you,
Kharzim Megabeard

[Wayne]

Hello dear Treefingers. 'tis I Tigerpumping Tom from the forums.

It is a great pleasure to have you among us. I hope that you will soon find out that we midgets and humans arent such bad people at all.

Oh and do you still have a picture of that dog you had on UDF? He was the cutest little pug I ever saw.

Dearly yours.
Salsabus

[Helgeran]

Dear Surly,

Please add a rep system so that I can send my love to Treefingers anonymously again.

Thank you,
Kharzim Megabeard
I concur.

[MaxTheDwarf]

Don't come back.

[Duervar]

I chopped the tree down to make paper, but now where do I put this note?

[Surly]

I was scratching my head on this one for a while, but I've found a solution. I'll cut down two more trees and build a sign post out of it, and put it up near my smithy with a sign advertising my wares. I'll turn up the blast forges and increase my production until, together with my new sign, I have sold enough wares to build a new factory in the forest. We'll put the factory up, and you can nail your note to the front door.

Hmm, but where do we get the nails?

[Harmar]

We will get the nails from jesus

[Duervar]

I was scratching my head on this one for a while, but I've found a solution. I'll cut down two more trees and build a sign post out of it, and put it up near my smithy with a sign advertising my wares. I'll turn up the blast forges and increase my production until, together with my new sign, I have sold enough wares to build a new factory in the forest. We'll put the factory up, and you can nail your note to the front door.

Hmm, but where do we get the nails?

If Jesus is out, we can strip mine what is left of the forest to gather enough iron for a handful of nails.

[Metal Wolf]

Yay, our favorite gook has returned!



Oh and also, Shamoke WTF?

[Wayne]

Treefingers bring back anime pug!