Hello.

[Cookies]

For those of you who don't know, I'm Cookies, hailing from the Mikee-Kailas-Scissors-Unclesteve-Spectre/Fall-Jorn Corbil-group of people. How do you do. That period was intentional.

[Red Morgan]

This one makes up grammar any way he pleases. Why, he used a period in a question!

You're a loose cannon. I've got my eye on you.

[Cookies]

I felt like it conveyed my tone more adequately than if I had actually used correct grammar.

[Spikey]

Breaking the rules like that you should have joined Thelema.

Edit: Ok maybe you shouldn't but you get my meaning.

Edit2: k i ruined teh joke now.

[Mikee]

Breaking the rules like that you should have joined Thelema.

Hell no. He's with us.

[Cookies]

Thelema?

[Cidius]

Have you ever heard of that story where there is this poor girl working for this evil step-mom and has these two evil step-sisters? Then fairies give the girl a nice dress for the evening and she meets Prince Abtastic and has to run away and drops her shoe and Prince Hormonebomb finds her by using the shoe?

Imagine if there was only one step-sister, and he was a man, but just transsexual.

And his/her name was Thelma.

[Red Morgan]

Thelema?

Thelema (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melena) refers to the the black tarry feces that are associated with gastrointestinal hemorrhage.

[Cookies]

Funny. I just noticed they were in Anvil Society, which only makes the scorn more interesting.

[Killuminati]

change your name to wannacookie.

[Helgeran]

If you're Cookies, why are you Bitter?

[amade]

Why the name change? I liked cookies :-(

[Zieen]

Are you the root of all evil? Can we call you cookie?

[Cookies]

Ahem, the name change was something decided by... well, pretty much Mikee and Satcher because Mikee didn't like Cookies.

[Satcher]

i wanted cookies! but i agreed bitter would be cool 2....

[Kaeso]

A little math

Bitter=ghey

Cookies= Nummy

Whats up now? How you feeling? Stupid?

[Cidius]

Mikee is an ass for deciding on something like that, Cookies is a much better name.

[Mikee]

Nah. Once you guys get to know him you'll see why Bitter fits much better. And he really didn't care either way, so he did Bitter. We can call him Bit for short, too. Much better than Cookies.

Although "Cook" is a pretty sweet nickname as well. Damn.

[Satcher]

Key

[Motavia]

Nah. Once you guys get to know him you'll see why Bitter fits much better. And he really didn't care either way, so he did Bitter. We can call him Bit for short, too. Much better than Cookies.

Although "Cook" is a pretty sweet nickname as well. Damn.

You're actually gonna refer to RL friends as their gaming pseudonym in game?

[Cidius]

Yeah Scissors is kinda long and difficult name, if he was called Dave, it would be more than great.

I mean.

Guild Chat: Scissors - so I got the loot and ran away
Guild Chat: Scissors - there must have been like fucken 10 guys after me
Guild Chat: Scissors - I lost them at the waterfall though, I jumped in the water and went back the same way along the beach and they didn't notice
Guild Chat: Mikee - hey scissors what's up dude?

OR

Guild Chat: Dave - so I got the loot and ran away
Guild Chat: Dave - there must have been like fucken 10 guys after me
Guild Chat: Dave - I lost them at the waterfall though, I jumped in the water and went back the same way along the beach and they didn't notice
Guild Chat: Mikee - hey dave what's up dude?