Hai guys

[aXema]

I'm new, just wanted to say 'ello to everyone. :merriment:

[Motavia]

What a gay intro thread.

I'll help you out.

This is Axema. He lives in LA, loves hurricanes and the resulting influx of people to his northerly town that they bring about. He's also a sagatarius who enjoys long strolls along the boardwalk and gentle pats on the ass.

In all seriousness I've known Axema over the web for quite awhile now (about 4 years) and he's the best Quake player I've ever seen (which is saying something). I trust him implicitly (he's the only person I've ever told my WoW acct info to who wasn't related to me) and he's an all around good guy.

[Red Morgan]

Totally gay! And that's what we like to see. Welcome!

[Cidius]

I hope you'll enjoy something more than just a pat on your ass.

[Cidius]

FUCK.

I had this awesome dream.

So imagine a pinball machine.

Now imagine that instead of some things that you hit to use the flappers, you have two joysticks.

At the bottom there's two flat hands inside the main area (just images on flat flat plastic objects), and behind them is the dude from Fist of the North Star.

Above, there's the Contra guys.

So the game is that the Contras start shooting these little balls in Contra weapon formations like pea gun, spread shot, laser (really accurate and tight) and maybe something else too. There's a lot of shit in the middle too. And the area where the balls will come from will be as wide as the whole pinball area. The balls will come from there.

So you'll be "hitting" these balls with the two joysticks and using the pretty movable arms. There'll be a lot of noice like the Contra weapon sounds and some FoNS shouting I guess.

Well it seems the Japanese have already invented pinball machines that have dozens of little balls. Pachinko.

[Atnas]

Hello there!

[Bashur]

Hello there!

Atnas, such a gay introduction thread requires a gay reply. You have one word, and exclamation too many.

Proper response from Bashur: hello


See? I didn't even bother to capitalize the "H", or even add a period, or any sort of exclamation at the end.

That's how it's done.

[aXema]

Such a warm welcome, I can feel the love. No wait, I sat on the remote false alarm.

[Motavia]

Such a warm welcome, I can feel the love. No wait, I sat on the remote false alarm.

No no my boy! Santa just has a Caramello in his pocket!

[Kaeso]

No no my boy! Santa just has a Caramello in his pocket!

I wish he did. Caramello is the superior candy bar. God. I would go into his pants for it!

Besides that, welcome newbie may your genitals be free of malicious infection!