Elf-stink wafts past your nose...

[Dreign Swift]

Hey, hurd elves aren't taken too kindly 'round these parts.

*flexes*


As a side note, I just totally set a new record for most user online 4 minutes ago.

[Dreign Swift]

The new record is 64, but I'm sure it'll go up again tomorrow what with all this Kingdom hubub.

How the hell do I post my sig? Is it a permission thing, or am I just a complete failure at the interwebs? Imageshack ftl.

[amade]

Host it somewhere else or upload from your PC and make sure you include the code [ SIGPIC][ /SIGPIC] in your sig code.

Oh, and hi... elf :fuck you:

[treefingers]

suspicious.

[Dreign Swift]

Looks like I just have to wait until I'm assigned to another usergroup.

*waits to become "one of the guys"*

Edit: damnit, foiled. I was hoping to get a cooler usegroup than "Guest" (and I still get no option to upload a sig). WHY WON'T YOU JUST EMBRACE YOUR ELFVFEN BROTHER?

Back on topic:

*flexes*
Where's the line for the "gang initiation" process?

[comestible]

Where's the line for the "gang initiation" process?

Gang bang. It is a train and you are the track, so bend over, the line starts with you.

[Dreign Swift]

Gang bang. It is a train and you are the track, so bend over, the line starts with you.

Oh, you're some straight-up gang-bangers, yeah?

I used to bang for my "set" down in the silicon valley. Needless to say, we were pretty hardcore. Many foos lost their lives.

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Edit: the above was totally something awesome, but I guess it failed upon creation. I'll leave it as-is and you can guess at what it was.

[treefingers]

kinda looks like a penis...

[Dreign Swift]

It wasn't a penis, but to the ravaged mind it could have easily appeared so. So you can see it in it's intended form? For me it just shows up as a random mass of dashes and underscores smashed against the left side of the post. Though I'd venture to guess you're the type to a find penis in that as well? *shrug*

[treefingers]

im just sayin it looks like a penis.. if you into drawing things like that its cool ppl do it all the time.

[Dreign Swift]

im just sayin it looks like a penis.. if you into drawing things like that its cool ppl do it all the time.

So did you see it in it's original form, or smashed to the side as I describe it?
Just to be clear, I wasn't attempting to insult you--I thought you'd consider it a compliment, lol

[treefingers]

in the mouth..

[Dreign Swift]

Yeahhh...lost me there, honcho.

Edit:

YEAAAHHHHHHH 10 POSTS BEEYATCH WEWWW!one!!!

[comestible]

It is okay Dreign, not everybody can be an expert penis artist. It is the effort that counts huh.

[Dreign Swift]

Ok, I'll tell.

It was a picture of a boot swinging in, about to horribly disfigure a :dwarf:

I meant it in the nicest possible way, of course.

[Estrang]

We have some overzealous elves in our midst...Mayhap we invite them over as, err for lunch?

[Riddle]

The fact you do Bartle tests is the main reason you'll never amount to anything higher than a guest on these forums.

Good day.

[Estrang]

The fact you do Bartle tests is the main reason you'll never amount to anything higher than a guest on these forums.

Good day.

What is a Bartle test? one of those personality quizzes or something?

[Dreign Swift]

The fact you do Bartle tests is the main reason you'll never amount to anything higher than a guest on these forums.

Good day.


Whoa, WHOA!

That was a low blow...and I could actually feel your hate. No reason to say goodbye, I'm part of the family now ;)


The bartle test is this horribly inaccurate test which makes a bumbling attempt at outlining your "MMO playstyle," hence why I now use it to intelligently declare my undying love for the prospect of DF, and not to show how much I like collecting elite gear, for example.

Someone keep this guy at bay, I think he was beaten as a child or something, and I am but a poor, limp-wristed elfven creature.

[treefingers]

its elfen or elven pick one and cut it out..

[Dreign Swift]

its elfen or elven pick one and cut it out..

It's "elf" or "elven" (lol@elfen), and I actually meant to spell it the way I did, simply because it's gay looking, much like the most recent Aventurine-made avatars are.

*half-heartedly curses Aventurine for the gay appearance of the elves*

[Dreign Swift]

I didn't want to "for real" curse them, as they are my heroes and I wish them long life. Wouldn't want to curse them and have something horrible happen to DF, you know?

[Battle]

even treefingers is ripping on you...

ouch

[ZanirZrold]

I hope you are not accepted.

[Rains Torme]

Pretty sure he's one of the Douche of Wessex's peons just over here to try to spread his latent elven homosexuality to us.

[treefingers]

im not ripping on him battle.. he needs to understand just exactly who the society is and his position serving us as a true wessex member.

he may be an elf but i put my guild before race i have dedicated to much time to this guild to let some fellow walk freely around our grounds without first properly adressing us as superiors and fulfilling his duty to us.

countless nights me and surly would meet in the woods by our house n discuss in depth war stradegy and diplomacy. one thing we always decided was that the anvil must win niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger at all cost.. dont you pay attention anyway? u think thelema is some knick-knack-paddy-whack guild that dont do anything with like 3 members? well its not this is all a very elaborate stradegy. we cant be wasting time chit chatting with grunts who should be at there post. we mean business and not just any kind of business serious business.

[comestible]

im not ripping on him battle.. he needs to understand just exactly who the society is and his position serving us as a true wessex member.

he may be an elf but i put my guild before race i have dedicated to much time to this guild to let some fellow walk freely around our grounds without first properly adressing us as superiors and fulfilling his duty to us.

countless nights me and surly would meet in the woods by our house n discuss in depth war stradegy and diplomacy. one thing we always decided was that the anvil must win niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger at all cost.. dont you pay attention anyway? u think thelema is some knick-knack-paddy-whack guild that dont do anything with like 3 members? well its not this is all a very elaborate stradegy. we cant be wasting time chit chatting with grunts who should be at there post. we mean business and not just any kind of business serious business.

That is an awful lot of chat to be wasting time on. You should be mean businessing instead.

[treefingers]

open link in new tab multitasking this is the kind of skills that are absolute must to thelema recruitment.

[Battle]

open link in new tab multitasking this is the kind of skills that are absolute must to thelema recruitment.

I sure as fuck hope Thelema never turns on Anvil. These are the kind of skills that wipe out armies.

[treefingers]

pretty serious tbh

[Nenweyen]

kinda looks like a penis... That is one hell of a screwed up penis. And it has a dwarf head on it.


Heya Dreign. Nice to see you 'round these parts.

[Dreign Swift]

even treefingers is ripping on you...

ouch

You're just wishing he was.

[Dreign Swift]

I hope you are not accepted.

Now that's just plain mean.


Pretty sure he's one of the Douche of Wessex's peons just over here to try to spread his latent elven homosexuality to us.

Mostly just spreading some general elven love, but if you can't receive that as anything but latent-something, then I guess there's not much else to say. Are you still mad at me from when I made fun of your name "back when we were enemies"?

If so, I would take it back and ask forgiveness. Then hugs.


That is one hell of a screwed up penis. And it has a dwarf head on it.


Heya Dreign. Nice to see you 'round these parts.

That's because it's NOTAPENIS, it was a friendly attempt to make some form of a boot with the potential to kick a dwarf emo-ticon. Emphasis on potential.

Good to see you too, though you might want to leave while you can, these guys apparently have a very serious image to uphold.

[amade]

Good to see you too, though you might want to leave while you can, these guys apparently have a very serious image to uphold.

We are all xenophobes here. ;-)

[Riddle]

Psssst Drain, you're right. We do have an image to uphold. We're utter cunts to anything who isn't "Urth" (*snicker*). If you still need convincing, look at the way that people who are new applicants get treated like compared to people asking to be Allies.

As a normal non-guild guest just saying hello, you would have been subject to around 70% Prospective Ally Treatment, or PAT. Unfortunately, as you're Wessex, you're subject to 75% PAT.

This is of course just a fact of Anvil life, it's nothing personal. We just want everyone else in this world to catch HepC and for their eyes to eventually turn yellow.

It may also be of note that Manus only recieves 45% PAT. This is the standard PAT, plus the Wessex offset, minus the non-guild hello ratio then minus the 'I let Surly sleep on my couch' modifier.

[Rains Torme]

You made fun of my name? When was this? Hell, I thought this was the first time I'd ever "spoken" to you!

[Dreign Swift]

We're utter cunts to anything who isn't "Urth" (*snicker*).

Stop being such cunts, imo.


You made fun of my name? When was this? Hell, I thought this was the first time I'd ever "spoken" to you!

Free my signature!!!

[comestible]

That is one hell of a screwed up penis. And it has a dwarf head on it.

I didn't realize you put a dwarf head on the end of that penis, Dreign. One point for thought. It still looks like shit though, my six year old brother can draw a better penis than that and he is twenty five years old.

[Dreign Swift]

... kick a dwarf emo-ticon. Emphasis on potential.

Emphasis on emo.


my six year old brother can draw a better penis than that and he is twenty five years old.

If by "six year old," you refer to a measure of maturity and by "brother" you mean yourself, I'm totally with you. I'm 25 too!

[Vattic]

actually, elven is used to denote taller, more prettified elves in the Tolkien style, while elfen is usually used to represent smaller elfs, like the ones in santa's workshop or treefingers.

[Dreign Swift]

actually, elven is used to denote taller, more prettified elves in the Tolkien style, while elfen is usually used to represent smaller elfs, like the ones in santa's workshop or treefingers.

You learn something every day..

[Vattic]

it's good to know your enemies. treefingers is only interested in making candy canes and sewing stuffed animals for young disabled children on christmas morning so he's allowed to stay.

[Rains Torme]

Grammar nazi incoming!

It's elfin, not elfen.

[comestible]

If by "six year old," you refer to a measure of maturity

I sure hope he is more mature than that, his daughter is about that age. I meant how many years he has been on earth.


and by "brother" you mean yourself, I'm totally with you. I'm 25 too!

I mean myself in the sense that I don't mean me but instead mean my brother.

Elven.

[Nenweyen]

That's because it's NOTAPENIS, it was a friendly attempt to make some form of a boot with the potential to kick a dwarf emo-ticon. Emphasis on potential.

Lol, i know i know. I wa making fun of him, not you :rofl:

[Huoliuhi]

just my two centsbump

[Beorg]

Who let the elf in?

I think it was Treefingers, who's with me?

[Dajesse]

He got banned 'cause of this thread? :O

[amade]

Bloody ol' necro.

Banned 'cos of a different thread.

[Dajesse]

..I'm missing Roflgoblin...Well i actually did not know him well, But the poetry Made me feel deep desire ..