I drink ALONE

[KalVasFlam]

yeeaaahh I prefer to be myself.. No shit George Thurgood you got to be pretty smashed to be that redundant.

Hey guys I applied for membership and I'm waiting for the election to finish to hopefully make me a beggar. Oh, and I really prefer to be not alone and drink and you guys seem like worthy drinking companions. Some of my interests are red heads, cheap wine, guitars and pc games. (in that order) I am 25 and live in butt fucking egypt, Ohio.

I play UO: divinity and see several members here like UO: hybrid. I PvP quite often, but spend most of my time as a thief in the dungeons/orc fort. If you guys are somewhat active I'll roll a toon on hybrid and get griefing. I also play about an hours worth of TF2 daily and can fuck shit up nice and proper as a spy.

niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger gives me a raging hard on and I was looking for a good clan to join and Surly said this might be the place for me. I'm looking forward to actually playing a thief again in a game other than UO. i love drinking in vent/ts and hate tight asses that don't like people who drink on teh interwebs.

that being said I hope to be stumbling around with you guys aimlessly causing trouble and begging for ale money. thanks!

[roflgoblin]

yeeaaahh I prefer to be myself.. No shit George Thurgood you got to be pretty smashed to be that redundant.

Hey guys I applied for membership and I'm waiting for the election to finish to hopefully make me a beggar. Oh, and I really prefer to be not alone and drink and you guys seem like worthy drinking companions. Some of my interests are red heads, cheap wine, guitars and pc games. (in that order) I am 25 and live in butt fucking egypt, Ohio.

I play UO: divinity and see several members here like UO: hybrid. I PvP quite often, but spend most of my time as a thief in the dungeons/orc fort. If you guys are somewhat active I'll roll a toon on hybrid and get griefing. I also play about an hours worth of TF2 daily and can fuck shit up nice and proper as a spy.

niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger gives me a raging hard on and I was looking for a good clan to join and Surly said this might be the place for me. I'm looking forward to actually playing a thief again in a game other than UO. i love drinking in vent/ts and hate tight asses that don't like people who drink on teh interwebs.

that being said I hope to be stumbling around with you guys aimlessly causing trouble and begging for ale money. thanks!


approved.

anyone who considers hanging out in vent and drinking to be "not drinking alone" is good in my book.

[Red Morgan]

Egypt, Ohio... That sounds exotic!

[KalVasFlam]

Well of course Egypt is just my way of saying the boonies but no shit I live 5 minutes from a podunk town called Cairo. It being a town full of rednecks it is of course pronounced Cay-ro.

[Killuminati]

Well of course Egypt is just my way of saying the boonies but no shit I live 5 minutes from a podunk town called Cairo. It being a town full of rednecks it is of course pronounced Cay-ro.

hahaah

[roflgoblin]

wait...
oh God..


are you.. are you a fan of the buckeyes *squirm*

[KalVasFlam]

Even better, I am an OSU alumni. hahahahaha

[Killuminati]

Ohio State? Hehe, one of the schools I applied to.

[KalVasFlam]

Columbus is a really good party town and there is always fun stuff to do. The OSU campus has more hot women than you could imagine and Eric Clapton sometimes swings by, chills on a bench, and strums his guitar while the girlies 1/3 his age oogle over him. It is a good school and no doubt they were the best years of my life.

[Surly]

There's a Cairo (pronounced Cay-ro) Illinois about 20 minutes from the town I was born in.

[roflgoblin]

Columbus is a really good party town and there is always fun stuff to do. The OSU campus has more hot women than you could imagine and Eric Clapton sometimes swings by, chills on a bench, and strums his guitar while the girlies 1/3 his age oogle over him. It is a good school and no doubt they were the best years of my life.


ok im gonna have to kill you.
u of m all day.

[Dink Toilweed]

Sweet tits. I'm from Ohio myself. Go buckeyes, bitches.

[KalVasFlam]

ok im gonna have to kill you.
u of m all day.

For the last 4 years it seems we have been killing you. Didn't Lloyd Carr get fired... erm 'resign'?

Dink, badass, where do you live? Lima here. It's a complete shithole. They call it "Little Chicago" but I have no idea why. It has none of the good music and all of the violent crime. About 3 weeks ago there was a guy found dead in a rental car blocking a driveway 4 houses down from me. I was out on the porch smoking a cig and all of a sudden the 5-0 was everywhere, all the neighbors were out being nosy and shit. Fuckin nuts. I guess shit like that happens often here.

[roflgoblin]

For the last 4 years it seems we have been killing you. Didn't Lloyd Carr get fired... erm 'resign'?

Dink, badass, where do you live? Lima here. It's a complete shithole. They call it "Little Chicago" but I have no idea why. It has none of the good music and all of the violent crime. About 3 weeks ago there was a guy found dead in a rental car blocking a driveway 4 houses down from me. I was out on the porch smoking a cig and all of a sudden the 5-0 was everywhere, all the neighbors were out being nosy and shit. Fuckin nuts. I guess shit like that happens often here.


Ohio maggots are dirty people. No respect for the sport. I can at least say I've got respect for Jim Tressil. Lloyd Carr was a seasoned coach. His retirement was a few years over do, but he had a great run with a lot of victories under his belt.

Ohio can have fun with their program for now. Big things to come these next couple of years. His name is Sam McGuffie.

[Leathe]

Gaaha. American talk!
Wait.. you don't speak English nor "American" there. You speak "State"!
Daaamn you Stateanadians!

[KalVasFlam]

Gaaha. American talk!
Wait.. you don't speak English nor "American" there. You speak "State"!
Daaamn you Stateanadians!

At least it is warm here! Finland's lack of reasonable temperatures is just god's way of of saying you suck. God Bless Amurcah huuuuurrrrrrrrrrr.

[Leathe]

At least it is warm here! Finland's lack of reasonable temperatures is just god's way of of saying you suck. God Bless Amurcah huuuuurrrrrrrrrrr.

It's warm here, too. Just not during winter.

[KalVasFlam]

Okay, after a quick google it does seem it gets reasonable during the summer months. But fuck man those winter statistics are nuts I don't know how you handle it.

[Helgeran]

Okay, after a quick google it does seem it gets reasonable during the summer months. But fuck man those winter statistics are nuts I don't know how you handle it.
Triple glass windows.

[losinglife]

Triple glass windows.

= a lot of money

[Dink Toilweed]

I lived in Akron myself. Nothing as bad as Lima though. I've lived in neighborhoods with lots of wannabe thugs but no gunshots or anything. But yeah I escaped that boresville of a state through the Navy, and so I'm here in Hawaii now. But despite how boring Ohio was in comparison to Hawaii, I still miss it every now and then. You know, familiar places and faces.

Then I look around and see the palm trees, rainbows, and beautiful weather, and I snap out of that nostalgia and realize I'm in fucking Hawaii.

[KalVasFlam]

Hawaii is nice I went there 2 winters ago. I've been to the Blossom Music Center quite a few times by Akron. Great venue. And Ohio is not too boring I mean we have Cedar Point... ok that's about it. Columbus has plenty to do. It can't be more depressing than a state like Nebraska or Kansas though. At least only half of the state is fucking covered in cornfields.

[KalVasFlam]

= a lot of money

Your sig is fucking awesome.

[losinglife]

Your sig is fucking awesome.


<3 :guns::guns::guns:

[KalVasFlam]

<3 :guns::guns::guns:

Where is it from? If it is a movie I have to see that shit.

[roflgoblin]

Where is it from? If it is a movie I have to see that shit.


its actually from a porn losing life did back in the 60s. and that's not milk that he's guzzling.

[KalVasFlam]

its actually from a porn losing life did back in the 60s. and that's not milk that he's guzzling.

You know, I just got curious and for the shit of it googled 'zombie porn'. I recommend everyone do this... hahah holy shit

[losinglife]

its called Re-Banginator 3: Behind Re-Banginator

[Twigs]

Well of course Egypt is just my way of saying the boonies but no shit I live 5 minutes from a podunk town called Cairo. It being a town full of rednecks it is of course pronounced Cay-ro.


Town full of rednecks = APPROVED!!!

[Kaeso]

:thumb::thumb:Town full of rednecks = APPROVED!!!:thumb::thumb:

[KalVasFlam]

Town full of rednecks = APPROVED!!!


hahahah I fucking hate rednecks with their nascar and their moustaches

[Jibbirz]

one of my best friends is an asian redneck

[Satcher]

that is the greatest crap ever....

[Kaeso]

hahahah I fucking hate rednecks with their nascar and their moustaches


Don't forget pills, and wifebeating!

[Killuminati]

one of my best friends is an asian redneck

wut!? hahahaha

[Helgeran]

one of my best friends is an asian redneck
Wouldn't that be yellowneck?

[Red Morgan]

Wouldn't that be yellowneck?

wtf noob yellow + red = ORAGNGE!!

[Satcher]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HwpCcrAMNIM

This is an orange neck

[ZanirZrold]

its called Re-Banginator 3: Behind Re-Banginator

I heard Porn of the Dead was not bad.

[Helgeran]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HwpCcrAMNIM

This is an orange neck
Holy shit that's heart warming. He even tipped his hat like 4 times with that big ol' smile.

He looks like he likes it in the butt to be honest or is that just how wrestlers dress or it that what steroids do to you?

[Atnas]

Jimmy Wang.

[Cidius]

Holy shit that's heart warming. He even tipped his hat like 4 times with that big ol' smile.

He looks like he likes it in the butt to be honest or is that just how wrestlers dress or it that what steroids do to you?That dude has used as much steroids as I've used viagra. I mean look at him.

And I uninstalled Hitman Contracts when I waited literally 7-10 minutes for one guy to show up, and when he showed up and I started following him, he got scared when I got to the public pool with him and he ran away and alerted the cops, and then they came in blasting with 10 guys.

Before this, I had done a very precious and subtle 20+ minute plan. Seriously I had waited for cleaners and patrol cops to hit exactly that one spot in their patrol routine, for me to strike in. Then I had to clean the place up for 5 minutes or so, continue to kill a cop and steal his uniform and hide his body in a sleeping drunkard's room's shower. Before this I had noticed that cops immediately open fire on you, if you're a cleaner with a suitcase in the other hand. Of course.

All in mere seconds. Wasted.

And there is no shortcut or saves. I am just pissed that HE NOTICED A DUDE IN THE POOL WITH HIM. He then continued to say something to the cops, and for whatever he said, they came in immediately blasting to a big hotel's public pool. I did nothing else than entered the pool, and no it is not some private pool, the dude got "spooked" for some odd reason.

[Motavia]

It can't be more depressing than a state like Nebraska or Kansas though. At least only half of the state is fucking covered in cornfields.

I hear the music scene in Omaha is pretty awesome... for people that like my kinda music anyways.

[Helgeran]

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