Thats master seaman admiral captain Toilweed to you!

[Dink Toilweed]

Hello hello, yes I am Dink Toilweed, drunkard sailor-fisherman extraordinare! I already applied on the main page but just wanted to come say hi on the forum.

So a basic synopsis of my character:

Where to begin, well I was born Mirdain, but raised by dwarven street hags. They saw the lust for adventure in my eyes when as a baby I crawled my way through the damp sewers only to find myself in their deliciously damp alleyway. Of course, after being tainted by mama and papa toilweed's dwarven ways, I could never return to the prissy Mirdain life of tree-hugging and hair-combing.

I am a wanderer. A drifter in the most literal sense-I drift around in my fishing boat, rejoining land only to refill my wine and food supplies and for the occasional land roving.

I'm one hell of a cook and a fisherman at heart, but I also have a kind streak, offering my healing skills to the wounded travelers. My main contribution to the guild aside from my supportive cooking and healing would be ship building, and of course wine-making.

Being a fisherman, my personal choice for watercraft would be a small boat, but the skills for massive ship building would be there and put to use. I could also see myself toting fellow traveling drunkards around, perhaps sharing some wine while fishing for that big catch. The next great fish sandwich. (yes, I'll use my special tartar sauce for those who use my boat rides)

So now I find myself stumbling into this place, looking for some lovin-i mean, a place to stay.

[roflgoblin]

you're a dead man.

[Mikee]

I like him!

[Therik Frostbeard]

I don't do no queering!

[Atnas]

What's up with the font?

[roflgoblin]

What's up with the font?

it's his version of a quill and scroll.

[Cidius]

I like him too.

But I suspect he's a spy.

But hey we already have like 10 spies who've succesfully infiltrated our guild, what's another one gonna do?

[roflgoblin]

i dont like him

EDIT: I don't like you.

[Red Morgan]

I like him too.

But I suspect he's a spy.

But hey we already have like 10 spies who've succesfully infiltrated our guild, what's another one gonna do?

He's from Hawaii. Do you think he was behind Peal Harbor? :eek:

[Cidius]

He's from Hawaii. Do you think he was behind Peal Harbor? :eek:I thought the CIA did Pearl Harbour?

[Killuminati]

Roosevelt decided he wanted to get bukkaked by the Japanese.

[Red Morgan]

I thought the CIA did Pearl Harbour?

My point exactly.

[Cidius]

My point exactly.So CIA = Hawaii? Damn those sneaky little Hawaiians!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Native_Hawaiians.PNG

Yep, it's always the one who you least suspect.

[Kaeso]

An in character introduction! I think I only read like two lines.

[roflgoblin]

He's from Hawaii. Do you think he was behind Peal Harbor? :eek:

I do.

[Mikee]

Hawaii? I played Battlefield 2 with this total badass from Hawaii. Kinda funny, he really liked the Wake Island map. I guess that's appropriate.

Anyway we'd go US and totally raid the Chinese ship in a helicopter. He would blast the Indiana Jones theme and Danger Zone from Top Gun whenever we did it. Then he'd scream like a madman and do flips to dodge AA missiles because chaff and countermeasures are for panzies and little fairy boys. I hope it's him!

[roflgoblin]

Hawaii? I played Battlefield 2 with this total badass from Hawaii. Kinda funny, he really liked the Wake Island map. I guess that's appropriate.

Anyway we'd go US and totally raid the Chinese ship in a helicopter. He would blast the Indiana Jones theme and Danger Zone from Top Gun whenever we did it. Then he'd scream like a madman and do flips to dodge AA missiles because chaff and countermeasures are for panzies and little fairy boys. I hope it's him!

RAPE

[Mikee]

RAPE

Just what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[Killuminati]

Just what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

He wants to rape you in the mouth.

[Red Morgan]

I would delete a lot of this non-sense because this is a new recruit thread, but it's entirely in-character for Beggars to discuss conspiracy theories and rape.

[Dink Toilweed]

Omg mikee...

...

yeah I'm not that battlefield guy. I actually have only been in hawaii now for about 2 months. Stationed here US Navy.

But yeah I assure you guys, if I was a spy your precious infos of world domination would already be mine buahaha--wait what?

On another note, planet smoothie drinks with the "anti stress blast" make you feel kinda good. I think it is actually liquid marijuana and zoloft mixed.

And actually I dunno how my font got to be all weird on my first post, must be that anti stress blast

[roflgoblin]

im tellin you, he is a dead man.!

[Mikee]

Ah well. I still like you. Though it's dissapointing you aren't Hawaiian.

[Killuminati]

Omg mikee...

...

yeah I'm not that battlefield guy. I actually have only been in hawaii now for about 2 months. Stationed here US Navy.

But yeah I assure you guys, if I was a spy your precious infos of world domination would already be mine buahaha--wait what?

On another note, planet smoothie drinks with the "anti stress blast" make you feel kinda good. I think it is actually liquid marijuana and zoloft mixed.

And actually I dunno how my font got to be all weird on my first post, must be that anti stress blast

You forgot the hint of oxycontin.

[Dink Toilweed]

I'm glad I'm not hawaiian... they're alphabet is only like...17 letters or somethin. Every word sounds like they have no tongue. Its all lua or pua or double A's, or double O's, or aeaeaeeaeae...

theres a place called Aiea. Thats right, A-I-E-A.

ALL FUCKING VOWELS WHERES THE CONSONANTS!?!?

I love it here though I'm originally from Ohio so its a big step out of boringland, and into land of hot horny tourists waiting for my navyman schlong.

Best pickup line: Hey, do you like seaman?

[roflgoblin]

I'm glad I'm not hawaiian... they're alphabet is only like...17 letters or somethin. Every word sounds like they have no tongue. Its all lua or pua or double A's, or double O's, or aeaeaeeaeae...

theres a place called Aiea. Thats right, A-I-E-A.

ALL FUCKING VOWELS WHERES THE CONSONANTS!?!?

I love it here though I'm originally from Ohio so its a big step out of boringland, and into land of hot horny tourists waiting for my navyman schlong.

Best pickup line: Hey, do you like seaman?


im a michigan wolverine fan. that means -10 points for you
the best pick up line is actually: "Help the homeless. Take me home." -5 points for you
and you're still breathing -10 points for you

[Dink Toilweed]

spare some points? *holds out cup*

[losinglife]

I hear rape......... when is it my turn?

[Wayne]

I can't muster up the words to describe how gruesomely gay that was.

[roflgoblin]

I can't muster up the words to describe how gruesomely gay that was.


weezy bad,
nah really I'm good
sound like a t-rex live under my hood
and a loaded tech live under my seat,
put you in the ground now you live under my feet.
all white diamonds on the front of my teeth and you better put that O in front of my G
that bull shit they talkin doesn't come to my knees
im like a line backer, don't run it by me.

[Spades]

Please don't scare him, guys. I like him. Keep your trolling and perverted crap in off topic!

[Wayne]

12 more days to go Spades!

Send me a pm if you ever come to Salo.

[Jibbirz]

I don't know what to do with my leftover orange skittles.

[roflgoblin]

youre a deadman.

[Dink Toilweed]

lolol i still don't understand why i'm a dead man

[Surly]

Dink Toilweed is a sweet name.

[losinglife]

your mom is a sweet name

[Spades]

Shut up.

[Helgeran]

I hope you didn't feel too deserted at the airport, Spades.

[Spades]

I hope you didn't feel too deserted at the airport, Spades.

No, I'm glad none of you came. I got off that plane as a shuffling zombie, felt like shit. I didn't get any sleep for the past day in the half, and I watched too many movies for too long that my eyes were too strained and it felt like they were drying up. I had tears streaming down my face, it hurt like hell, but I couldn't do anything about it.

I would have probably told you guys to fuck off. Even my ears were tired and I got mad at mother for talking too much.

[Cidius]

No, I'm glad none of you came. I got off that plane as a shuffling zombie, felt like shit. I didn't get any sleep for the past day in the half, and I watched too many movies for too long that my eyes were too strained and it felt like they were drying up. I had tears streaming down my face, it hurt like hell, but I couldn't do anything about it.

I would have probably told you guys to fuck off. Even my ears were tired and I got mad at mother for talking too much.You're lying. You would have whipped your penis out and shouted "get on baby get on (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1pPwnah_eM)".

Edit: Added reference.

[Spades]

9 days to go till Wayne and I are in the firma.