Must kill....

[Vash]

This may be alittle late but, I hope you are still recruiting, if not I just waisted a hell of alot of time filling out my application.

Anyways I like killing shit.... and I wanna join your clan... to you know... kill stuff.... Well, I hope you accept me.... thanks.

[losinglife]

who is your daddy and what does he do?

[scotw1t]

Ehh, sorry bud. In the DBC we're taking a non-killing stance. We feel that killing, even be it an NPC, is wrong. We just want to get drunk and take people's money.

[comestible]

Applicants usually write very wordy introduction posts. Currently you'll have to kill people in real life until the game actually comes out if you want to satisfy that hunger, however, I believe we are most def still recruiting. What is the rate on people not being recruited btw? We have such an extensive app process but the only people I ever hear putting in an app get in anyway.

edit:I just noticed this is DBC forums, maybe things are different.

[Vash]

Heh, well anyways I was mainly joking and was a little tired at the time I wrote that. In truth I am just looking for a new mmo and dark fall seems the right way to go, I would like to join your clan because I want a head start on the action and a strong place to start, I enjoy ranged or melee combat but I have played support and healing classes mainly in my past experiences and I can take my character in what ever direction to best benifit the clan. As I kinda said in my first post I like PvPing... Alot and I think the alliance you have choosen is great, brings alot more enemys to the table and weeds out alot of the thousands of 12 year olds wanting to play there micheal jackson counter parts (Elves) and leaves more spoils for the rest. I hope I can join the slaughter of many an elf with you! More long winded speachs aside, I just wanna have fun with a new game and meet some cool people.

Now for random smilies.... :rofl: :guns: :merriment: :thelemaspin: :Þ :glowhammer:

[Killuminati]

Answer me why your name is Vash? I want to confirm something.

[Zanzibar]

Because he watches anime and that's gay.

[Dyphor]

Because he watches anime and that's gay.

It is only gay when you pronounce it in a way that it rhymes with the word gay.

ie:

Shelly: What are you watching?

Scottboy: Animay.

Result: Gay

[Mikee]

It is only gay when you pronounce it in a way that it rhymes with the word gay.

ie:

Shelly: What are you watching?

Scottboy: Animay.

Result: Gay

What's the other way to pronounce it?

[TangerineSky]

Ani'me'

[Killuminati]

Because he watches anime and that's gay.

he might like teh star trek.

[Cidius]

Vash like wash my dick?

I'm getting hopeful here...

[Wayne]

If you are ready and willing to take it in the pooper, the DBC will recruit you immediately.

[Metal Wolf]

That generally applies to any of the anvil guilds as well.

[TangerineSky]

That generally applies to any of the anvil guilds as well.
Yeah, thats how I got in....or wait..Maybe it was that little trick I do with my tounge. Hmm, I don't know, I forget which one.

[Zieen]

Break up your 'paragraphs', Vash. I was only able to read about half your second post before I got annoyed and gave up.

[Red Morgan]

I'll be handling your application, Vash. My recruiter is taking a break, so I'm picking up his duties. I'll get you an interview soon enough, but until then, I leave you to be gnawed on by the trolls. Good luck!

[Wayne]

It's an oral interview btw.

[losinglife]

that sounds like a hawt time

[Atnas]

Talking?

[Killuminati]

Talking?

Cybering

[Cidius]

Talking?Yep if you can talk with your mouth full of...