so this goblin walks into a bar...

[roflgoblin]

and OMFG his dick was huge.

What's up. TangerineSky thinks he's cool enough to be here so I know I'm a shoe in.


You guys have moss growing on your stone wall. Might wanna get someone on that.





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"So I met this girl who worked at starbucks & I work up the courage to ask her on a date after a few conversations at the register. We took a walk along the beach, we kissed in the moonlight, a full moon, it was real romantic. We started really getting into it & she slowly unzipped my jeans. She reaches inside & starts kissing her way down my chest. She finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says 'No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast' & I'm like 'No way, you had candy for breakfast?' She replies, 'Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!' So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says 'And it's part of this complete breakfast!' Reese's puffs cereal! It's candy! For breakfast!"

[Satcher]

wow I'm loving you're signature. i want some reeses....

[TangerineSky]

and OMFG his dick was huge. I thought you weren't going to talk about me in public.....




"So I met this girl who worked at starbucks & I work up the courage to ask her on a date after a few conversations at the register. We took a walk along the beach, we kissed in the moonlight, a full moon, it was real romantic. We started really getting into it & she slowly unzipped my jeans. She reaches inside & starts kissing her way down my chest. She finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says 'No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast' & I'm like 'No way, you had candy for breakfast?' She replies, 'Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!' So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says 'And it's part of this complete breakfast!' Reese's puffs cereal! It's candy! For breakfast!"
-Gay

[roflgoblin]

I thought you weren't going to talk about me in public.....



-Gay


Dude, all your base are belong to us bbqcumface.

[Spades]

I love saying your name out loud, ROFL-GOBLIN!!!

[losinglife]

what the hell is going on in here

[roflgoblin]

what the hell is going on in here


Uh, nothing...

/me pulls the covers over the three men surrounding his groin

just, eating... food.

[Zanzibar]

Uh, nothing...

/me pulls the covers over the three men surrounding his groin

just, eating... food.
I like how you switched perspectives in your little roleplay there.

[roflgoblin]

...and just to clarify, this is my official plea to join the DBC, and I'll give you guys a little history about the roflgoblin.

I'm a gamer and I hate gnomes. I play everything, except that.
I have a 1.28 accuracy rating on Call of Duty 4. Don't fuck with me. I'm the biggest hyporcrite you'll ever meet. I'll tell you that Oblivion Elder Scrolls takes too much damn time to play, and I'll hang up the controller and go grind a few hours in WoWza.

But there is a softer side to me. I like cinemax porn. Give me some boobies and I'm good. I believe that 4chan is the gutter of the universe, but I still visit from time to time. My other home is located over at penny-arcade.com's forums. The lamest game I ever played in my life was Runescape. The lamest game I'm currently playing is Gladiatus (http://s1.gladiatus.us/game/c.php?uid=52696); go check it out.

I gave TangerineSky his first "shocker" before he had his sex change. Then I was the first person to give him a donkey slap in the balls. That's how I roll.

My computer is currently a POS (new parts arrive tomorrow from tigerdirect). So, if you don't want your BMW getting hit by my '93 bonnieville, stay the hell out of my lane, fancypants.

And finally, my top 10 best games of all time list is ..... *drumrawl*

10. Final Fantasy 10
9. Age of Empires 2
8. Call of Duty 4
7. Diablo 2
6. Baldur's Gate 2 Shadow's of Amn
5. Mega Man 2
4. Warcraft 2 Tides of Darkness
3. XCOM: UFO Defense
2. Super Mario World

and my number one pick for the greatest game of all time is.......

1. Zelda: Ocarina of Time


I hope to stir up much contraversy and leave many-a-sploog on your computer screen and/or keyboard. Good'ay cummy bears.



EDIT:

I'll be using this photo, in some fashion, once I'm in.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Gringotts_goblin.jpg

[losinglife]

o, i was confused cause it already says beggar under your name. Thought i missed the part were everyone knew who you were cept me :mad:.


Also what is your forumfall name! thats all i really care about so i can eStalk you.

[roflgoblin]

o, i was confused cause it already says beggar under your name. Thought i missed the part were everyone knew who you were cept me :mad:.


Also what is your forumfall name! thats all i really care about so i can eStalk you.

Fail.

TangerineSky's insturctions were "apply, register on forums, and post in new recruits section"..

Is there some kind of formal acceptance into the clan? Cake? I heard there was going to be cake?

[losinglife]

Fail.

TangerineSky's insturctions were "apply, register on forums, and post in new recruits section"..

Is there some kind of formal acceptance into the clan? Cake? I heard there was going to be cake?

the formal acceptance is when my penis enters your mouth

[TangerineSky]

RoflGoblin is a chube.
He hasn't been on the official yet. forums.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger.com (http://www.forums.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger.com)

After much deliberation, controversy, and the fact that roflgoblin can suck a good dick. Red let him in with my vouch.

I took his ass viginity and he's been attached to me ever since so I let him in on my fun everyonce in a while.

[TangerineSky]

Isn't it beautiful?
http://www.pic-hoster.com/images/425ggnpwnkmjgr2fyx33.png
My Scottrade.

[herself007]

5. Mega Man 2


YES!

[Killuminati]

.....................................

[roflgoblin]

.....................................


..............................................................

beat you.

[losinglife]

Isn't it beautiful?
http://www.pic-hoster.com/images/425ggnpwnkmjgr2fyx33.png
My Scottrade.

what the hell... oh wait nevermind. I couldnt figure out what the hell the bottom row was for, but i see its dates.

You should tell me how you did that :cool:

[Kaeso]

You should tell me how you did that :cool:

Photoshop.

[TangerineSky]

Photoshop.
No



You should tell me how you did that :cool:
Ha I wish it was all profit. No 90% of it is just adding to the account from money I've made at work.
I put in about 6k and I'm up about 800 right now. I'm a very very cautios investor but I've learned a lot about the market just from playing it.

I'm not one of those experts that will tell you the in's and outs of everything.
But I know enough to make myself a little bit.

If you're really serious about it, we can get on vent when I get my new Mic and I can help you out.

[roflgoblin]

No


Ha I wish it was all profit. No 90% of it is just adding to the account from money I've made at work.
I put in about 6k and I'm up about 800 right now. I'm a very very cautios investor but I've learned a lot about the market just from playing it.

I'm not one of those experts that will tell you the in's and outs of everything.
But I know enough to make myself a little bit.

If you're really serious about it, we can get on vent when I get my new Mic and I can help you out.

H!J4KKK

[Red Morgan]

Pshaw, I scoff at your investment! Soon your dollars will be worth as much as yen. I'm looking into buying into some post-apoc stock right now. I might invest in a water tower, or an underground fuel reserve... something future proof.

I'll probably also go with precious post-apoc metals, like lead and rusty rebar rods. Imagine the profit on that. I could go to the dump and get a ton of rebar for a couple bucks, but in 10 years every supermutant in the wasteland won't be able to leave home without a crudely crafted rebar club. I predict it'll be worth at least 4 stim packs a share.

[Cidius]

I'd rather just visit a sperm bank Tangerine. They pay big bucks there.

[TangerineSky]

I'd rather just visit a sperm bank Tangerine. They pay big bucks there.
I wanted to do that like 2 years ago when I was scraping pennys and broke as hell....I actually tried E-mailing a couple medical places to find one but those things don't advertise.
I finnaly gave up after a few days of searching.

[roflgoblin]

I wanted to do that like 2 years ago when I was scraping pennys and broke as hell....I actually tried E-mailing a couple medical places to find one but those things don't advertise.
I finnaly gave up after a few days of searching.



Give plasma. I heard Cheney pays big bucks for that shit.

[losinglife]

Ha I wish it was all profit. No 90% of it is just adding to the account from money I've made at work.
I put in about 6k and I'm up about 800 right now. I'm a very very cautios investor but I've learned a lot about the market just from playing it.

I'm not one of those experts that will tell you the in's and outs of everything.
But I know enough to make myself a little bit.

If you're really serious about it, we can get on vent when I get my new Mic and I can help you out.

ahhh i was lookin at it as you put the OG investment in and gained all that fat loots after. I was gonna say, hai mastermind learn me some cash!

I wish i knew how to play the market with skill, then i could make the extra 10k i need :cool:

[Cidius]

Become a criminal and move to Monaco?

[Motavia]

Sorry Cid, but Grand Prix doesn't actually mean big penis.

[Garn]

Become a criminal and move to Monaco?

Did you know it's illegal to die in Monaco? No shit.

[TangerineSky]

Did you know it's illegal to die in Monaco? No shit.
What's the penalty? Ressurection then death sentance?

[Garn]

What's the penalty? Ressurection then death sentance?

That's a good question. I should put up some effort to find that out.

Edit: Can't find it, but I found out it's also illegal to die in the British Houses of Parliament:


A poll last week, however, voted Britain's most absurd law the one that makes it illegal to die in the House of Commons, followed by the treasonable offence of affixing a postage stamp upside down.

[roflgoblin]

That's a good question. I should put up some effort to find that out.

Edit: Can't find it, but I found out it's also illegal to die in the British Houses of Parliament:

And thus, a call to the truest of rebels.

[Surly]

The upside down postage stamp thing at least makes sense, it was a practice done by a lot of revolutionary groups when the law was made... but dying in the parliament building? Heh, I wonder why it exists.

[TangerineSky]

Heh, I wonder why it exists.
Some asshole probably died and nastied up the nice carpet.

[roflgoblin]

Some asshole probably died and nastied up the nice carpet.

Yah, reminds me of the time my friend fucked his girlfriend while she was on her period in my bedroom.

Laws are laws.

[TangerineSky]

Yah, reminds me of the time my friend fucked his girlfriend while she was on her period in my bedroom.

Laws are laws.
How the fuck did you find out about that?


Also reminds me when your friend conceives his baby on your couch.

[roflgoblin]

How the fuck did you find out about that?

I said "girlfriend", I wasn't talking about the time you busted your ass-juice all over my sheets after your gorilla boyfriend stuck his loaf of bread in your deep fryer for the first time. That was the only time I ever heard a man's voice say "yum yum yum" in reference to the splattering of ooze.

Barf.

[Killuminati]

you are the weirdest motherfucker on here. I think you top Cidius in some areas.

[roflgoblin]

you are the weirdest motherfucker on here. I think you top Cidius in some areas.


rofl
no, no i dont do that.