Lets see i guess this is where this goes

[DHN]

fuck that

i spent like 20 minutes typing a formal introduction but then i realized nobody would read that wall of text.Fuck i wouldnt.

Anyways just wanna say what up, I'm DHN, DHN on forumfall, been following DF since 05, played just about every mmo out there, i think they're all shit(save old UO/AC)

Right now Im playing some good old BF2/1.6/CoD4 while waiting on DF(pretty sure we'll see beta by years end)

This clan seems pretty laid back, just my kind, for a moment there i thought every df clan was some pretentious roleplaying orgy with 50 different ranks, and divisions alike.Yeah i dont like zerg guilds, i want to fuck their shit up as stated in my app.

lets see

oh yeah for the moment, i reside in the usa, east coast.

i play the harmonica

this heineken tastes awful

ask me anything, i will find a way to answer

p.s that sig you guys have is awesome, if i get rejected can i still use one of em?

[Cidius]

What does DHN mean?

[DHN]

Diageo Honolulu Pivonski

[Zanzibar]

'cause DHP, that would just be ridiculous.

[TangerineSky]

this heineken tastes awful


All Heineken tastes like ass. I have yet to figure out why they continue to brew it. Have you tried heineken light? Wow, and I thought regular Heineken tasted like the shit.

GL, on the app. You appear to be Beggar enough, but are you Drunken' enough?

[Mikee]

Diageo Honolulu Pivonski

What are you, some kind of demon?

[DHN]

well yeah heineken is shit i drank everything else so yeah im pretty fucked up

[DHN]

What are you, some kind of demon?

nah dude a drunk beggar, just like you :merriment:

edit - .
Have you tried heineken light? Wow, and I thought regular Heineken tasted like the shit.

haha yes

watered down piss is what it tastes like

[Mikee]

nah dude a drunk beggar, just like you :merriment:


In the Beggars, we drink like demons.

[DHN]

In the Beggars, we drink like demons.


Fuck it, im the devil

[Zanzibar]

I keep seeing New Recruits in the New Posts page and forget that it's the Beggar forum.

:mad::eek::rolleyes::wink::confused::cool::smirk::dwarf::bean::skull::grrr::fuck you::guns::thumb::stabbed::merriment::cuss::rofl::facepalm::gruff::thelema::axe::dwarf2::dwarf3::axe head::anvil::mug::razor::drink::bloodaxe::glowhammer::thelemaspin::Þ:D:):(

[Mikee]

Fuck it, im the devil

Ah, I like you.

By 1.6, you mean Counter-strike right?

[DHN]

Yeah old ass cs


I keep seeing New Recruits in the New Posts page and forget that it's the Beggar forum.

:mad::eek::rolleyes::wink::confused::cool::smirk::dwarf::bean::skull::grrr::fuck you::guns::thumb::stabbed::merriment::cuss::rofl::facepalm::gruff::thelema::axe::dwarf2::dwarf3::axe head::anvil::mug::razor::drink::bloodaxe::glowhammer::thelemaspin::Þ:D:):(

its all good man youre welcome in the thread

im guessing you guys have an alliance going on or something?

[Cidius]

Hey I got a quick interviewing question (not official)...

So you're on a field a couple miles from the nearest gas station, a cow comes to you, and this hot woman comes out of the cow and you go like OH SHIT.

Then you notice it's a suit and there's a zipper.

You happen to get it hard and she approaches.

Then you notice it's a he looking like a she.

He offers you a ride, what do you answer/do?

[TangerineSky]

im guessing you guys have an alliance going on or something?Its a little more complicated.
It resembles the relationship with that EX that you want to stop talking to but she gives amazing head and is always willing.

[herself007]

http://www.dudes.nu/pics/heineken.jpg

[Zanzibar]

Its a little more complicated.
It resembles the relationship with that EX that you want to stop talking to but she gives amazing head and is always willing.
So to sum it up, the Beggars are all bitches and whores.

[DHN]

Hey I got a quick interviewing question (not official)...

So you're on a field a couple miles from the nearest gas station, a cow comes to you, and this hot woman comes out of the cow and you go like OH SHIT.

Then you notice it's a suit and there's a zipper.

You get it hard and she approaches.

Then you notice it's a he looking like a she.

He offers you a ride, what do you answer/do?

reject the ride, beg for 20 bucks



Its a little more complicated.
It resembles the relationship with that EX that you want to stop talking to but she gives amazing head and is always willing.


So to sum it up, the Beggars are all bitches and whores.


^^^^thats pretty cool but are you guys going to be fighting along each other or against, once servers go live?


http://www.dudes.nu/pics/heineken.jpg


nice sunglasses

[TangerineSky]

http://www.dudes.nu/pics/heineken.jpg
Where are the nipples?

[Cidius]

reject the ride, beg for 20 buckshe says no and tells you to help him out a little first, maybe then

what do you do then?

[DHN]

he says no and tells you to help him out a little first, maybe then

what do you do then?

tackle him to the ground, unzip the suit, check whats inside

[Zanzibar]

^^^^thats pretty cool but are you guys going to be fighting along each other or against, once servers go live?
I'll find cause to attack a certain few Beggars, but the official answer is we teamies.

[Cidius]

tackle him to the ground, unzip the suit, check whats insidewell that's pervy enough, I'll give you 2½ points of 3, but this is the best result anybody has ever gotten

out of 4 or so

Blonde - 1,25 points
Tiarilir - MINUS 5,55 points
Corpsefire - 0,25 points
Ormzen - 1,5 points
Deesomething - 2,5 points

I use the , as a . for the fractions, or what are they called, then.

[herself007]

Where are the nipples?


dunno :grrr:

[herself007]

Hey I got a quick interviewing question (not official)...

So you're on a field a couple miles from the nearest gas station, a cow comes to you, and this hot woman comes out of the cow and you go like OH SHIT.

Then you notice it's a suit and there's a zipper.

You happen to get it hard and she approaches.

Then you notice it's a he looking like a she.

He offers you a ride, what do you answer/do?

i would ride with him in first place, how many points i got for that?

[Zanzibar]

well that's pervy enough, I'll give you 2½ points of 3, but this is the best result anybody has ever gotten

out of 4 or so

Blonde - 1,25 points
Tiarilir - MINUS 5,55 points
Corpsefire - 0,25 points
Ormzen - 1,5 points
Deesomething - 2,5 points
What do you people do when you need to express a list of decimal values in a sentence?

[Cidius]

What do you people do when you need to express a list of decimal values in a sentence?;

Well I think you end the sentence every time you write 2.5 or something.

[DHN]

well that's pervy enough, I'll give you 2½ points of 3, but this is the best result anybody has ever gotten

out of 4 or so

Blonde - 1,25 points
Tiarilir - MINUS 5,55 points
Corpsefire - 0,25 points
Ormzen - 1,5 points
Deesomething - 2,5 points

sweet, ill drink another one of these shitty heinekens to that :merriment:



I'll find cause to attack a certain few Beggars, but the official answer is we teamies.

ooo well i wanna watch whenever you guys duke it out

[Zanzibar]

;

Well I think you end the sentence every time you write 2.5 or something.
But a decimal value is akin to a single word, thus a comma would be most appropriate.

[Cidius]

But a decimal value is akin to a single word, thus a comma would be most appropriate.You mean that we should write it all together with commas, making it confusing?

I first read that a cobra would be most appropriate.

[Zanzibar]

You mean that we should write it all together with commas, making it confusing?

I first read that a cobra would be most appropriate.
Well not with your silly practice of using commas in place of periods as decimal points, that would be plain ol' confusing. Commas as I understand them, in list format, separate single words or perhaps a couple words together while maintaining parallelism. Semi-colons are for joining longer phrases or sentence fragments together ingto a list.

And what the fuck? Cobra?

[TangerineSky]

^^^^thats pretty cool but are you guys going to be fighting along each other or against, once servers go live?


Actually, the guild is Society of the Anvil, aka. SoTA. See here http://www.anvilsociety.com/. Within the Society there are two sub-guilds DBC-Drunken Beggar Clan, and Thelema.

AS-Anvil society is like the parent(Consists of 60-70% of members?, DBC(15-20%=The best members in all aspects of life) is like the red headed step-child, and Thelema (The rest) is like the child you should have thrown in the dumpster instead of bringing home.

[Cidius]

Well not with your silly practice of using commas in place of periods as decimal points, that would be plain ol' confusing. Commas as I understand them, in list format, separate single words or perhaps a couple words together while maintaining parallelism. Semi-colons are for joining longer phrases or sentence fragments together ingto a list.
Canada has converted to the metric system for many purposes. However there is still significant use of non-metric units and standards in some sectors of the Canadian economy, mainly due to historical ties with the United Kingdom (prior to its metrication), the traditional use of the imperial system of measurement units in Canada, and close proximity to the United States.

[DHN]

Actually guild is Society of the Anvil, aka. SoTA. See here http://www.anvilsociety.com/. Within the Society there are two sub-guilds DBC-Drunken Beggar Clan, and Thelema.

AS-Anvil society is like the parent(Consists of 60-70% of members?, DBC(15-20%=The best members in all aspects of life) is like the red headed step-child, and Thelema (The rest) is like the child you should have thrown in the dumpster before bringing home.

Ah so thats how things are

interesting :thumb:

you guys play any games atm? or just waiting on DF?

[Zanzibar]

Yeah? I use the metric system myself, I'm talking about expressing your decimal values in English language. It's fucking weird.

[Cidius]

Yeah? I use the metric system myself, I'm talking about expressing your decimal values in English language. It's fucking weird.http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Canada

[TangerineSky]

Ah so thats how things are

interesting :thumb:

you guys play any games atm? or just waiting on DF?
We all play different shit at the moment. I mainly play Source and played a SB for a bit. We got involved as a clan into SB for a while but it was too shitty of a game to hold our interest for very long.

If your accepted you will probably find someone plays the same thing as your self or similar.

[TangerineSky]

well that's pervy enough, I'll give you 2½ points of 3, but this is the best result anybody has ever gotten

out of 4 or so

Blonde - 1,25 points
Tiarilir - MINUS 5,55 points
Corpsefire - 0,25 points
Ormzen - 1,5 points
Deesomething - 2,5 points

I use the , as a . for the fractions, or what are they called, then. Yeah, I don't get it Cidius...

[Zanzibar]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Canada
Do you know how long it took to load that page while I'm downloading Assassin's Creed?

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c1/Canadian_map_of_the_earth.jpg

That lies, the African Lion Safari is actually in Cambridge, Ontario.

[Cidius]

Yeah, I don't get it Cidius...Yeah I stopped for a while, but I used to run my own unofficial interviews.

And Zanzi I linked to it for this one:


The world sees Canada as America's dorky half brother, (although Canada sees the USA as a retarded cousin.) Canada and the USA share a common mother, that being England, but while America's father was apparently Jesus, Canada's was France. While little brother Canada may not be able to throw the ball as far as its "cool" older half-brother America, Canada can at least find itself on a map (of course, Canada finds itself by locating the USA and going north, much like Mexicans find America by locating Mexico and going north)

[TangerineSky]

Yeah I stopped for a while, but I used to run my own unofficial interviews.
No, I get your questioning. I don't get your decimal, comma, fraction system.

[Cidius]

No, I get your questioning. I don't get your decimal, comma, fraction system.http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Usa

[Zanzibar]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/6/64/Dumbfuckistan.jpg

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Finland


First evidence of Finnish settlement in Finland was found 1789 B.C., when an archeologist found a pile of swedish gay bones in a cave in near the today's city of Porvoo. These bones were first thought to be some remnants of a wild beast but it was later genetically proved that they were from a new subspecies of Homo Erectus, namely from Homo Finno-Ugritus.

[Cidius]

I thought that sounded cool when I read it myself there!

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/Basic_Finns.jpg





http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/e0/Diddy-bjork.gif

[losinglife]

what the hell.. i get the post with the bewbs and beer... then beyong that my hopes of more boobs and beer was destroyed cause you asshole suck.