Sober Beggar, hoping to get drunk

[Damisinos]

Hey all,
just filled out an application form on the main page; the clan looks like fun (loved the website; gave me a good laugh :bean:)


Been following DF for almost 2 years now trying to find a clan with some spunk to it ;-)

Drunken Beggar Hopeful,
-Dam

[Zanzibar]

I saw you reading Kemeros' introductory thread. Yeah, I saw you.

Are you nervous?

[Red Morgan]

Few men can withstand the torment of our convoluted recruitment system without going mad. Luckily for you, being mad only makes you more fit to join our ranks.

[Killuminati]

You aren't going to last after I send you thousands of links of child porn.

[losinglife]

wtf you never sent me any CP links you dick :fuck you:

[Cidius]

we only allow beastiality here guys

horse dicks are actually encouraged and sharing good stuff is awarded

[Spades]

Do you happen to be a SPY?

[TangerineSky]

Hey all,
just filled out an application form on the main page; the clan looks like fun (loved the website; gave me a good laugh :bean:)


Been following DF for almost 2 years now trying to find a clan with some spunk to it ;-)

Drunken Beggar Hopeful,
-Dam
We are not fun and we have absolutly no spunk. We are a ruthless, demanding, and very serious group of uber leet Pkers!

[Ormzen]

We are not fun and we have absolutly no spunk. We are a ruthless, demanding, and very serious group of uber leet Pkers!

We also demand that you'll be willing to play 24/7 and give all your gathered loot to our allmighty leader Red Morgan - or to me when he's not around... deal?

[Killuminati]

wtf you never sent me any CP links you dick :fuck you:

You never asked :wink:

[Spades]

I think he is a SPY.

[Slaker]

I think he is a SPY.

Affirmative.

[Killuminati]

TF2 Engy: There's a spy around here!

[Helgeran]

Spy is sappin mah sentry!

[Cidius]

It's no use infiltrating the DBC spies, we can't view the main anvil forums, and we are totally our own guild without any influence from the Anvil society.

:thumb:

[Riddle]

It's no use infiltrating the DBC spies, we can't view the main anvil forums, and we are totally our own guild without any influence from the Anvil society.

:thumb:

Cidius!!!

Have you finished with those shoes i told you to shine yet??!

[Atnas]

It's no use infiltrating the DBC spies, we can't view the main anvil forums, and we are totally our own guild without any influence from the Anvil society.

:thumb:

You can't? I thought you could!

[Krow]

You can't? I thought you could!

I believe he lies out of his ass

[Cidius]

Thanks a lot guys, you ruined it.

[Ormzen]

Stupid anvils... ruining our awesome plans :(

[Cidius]

Stupid anvils... ruining our awesome plans :(GOSH that sig is awful.

No offence to your sig thinking abilities.

[Ormzen]

haha, none taken :thumb:

Just made it myself using Losing Life's sig :merriment:
kinda temporary until we get the new design :guns:

... can't ever grow tired of using too many smileys :skull:




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