Hi all!

[Stigoz]

Hey all! - glad I was allowed to apply to the guild (a genuine mature guild, finally).

Anyways; I'm Stig, dane, 16 years old.


I'm looking very much forward to play with you in the near future, as you seem like a nice bunch :)

/Stig

[Atnas]

Hey, welcome Stigoz! I was almost afraid that the reply hadn't reached you, but here you are! Sweet! You've been granted access to the rest of the forums, make sure you sign up in the niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger beta list!

Also, the age limit is more of a guideline than a recquirement, so don't worry about that. At least that's how I see it and HAH, I'm in charge of applications!

I took the freedom of quoting your application too:


No super-complicated societies, nor insane people with dreams of taking over the world.

I don't want to scare you away or anything but there's something wrong with those statements. Like one of them is incorrect them but I'm not gonna say which one.

[atlas607]

A "nice bunch" may have not been what you meant.

**Mature is an interesting choice of wording, unless you mean the XXX kind"

[Surly]

A "nice bunch" may have not been what you meant.

**Mature is an interesting choice of wording, unless you mean the XXX kind"
Fat.

[Atnas]

Oh don't worry, hazing is a part of being a new applicant, especially when you're unique in the gaming community!

Edit: Atlas, Surly, please! Try not to scare him away after the first hour he has posted. We need more young people who dare to try even though it says they can't in the clan! He applied even though he was "only" 16, now that's badass.

[Brilliant]

lol

Welcome. :P

[atlas607]

lol, Fat, when I'm done crying myself to sleep about my fatness, Surly, Red Morgan assures me it'd be best I'd put my pillows in the dryer on "PermPress"



I meant HI Stig! Nice to have ya!

[Atnas]

I think you'll fit right in, Atlas.

Edit: I'm actually glad you have those numbers behind your name, otherwise I'd keep confusing your posts with mine! It's hard enough as it is.

[atlas607]

thanks, man! Names been throwing me off as well.

[Wayne]

Next thing you know, you'll be cyboring her on msn.

edit. and no that doesn't count as losing your virginity!

[Krow]

Yea as Im sure you can already tell, we dont know where you got that mature word from, most of us usually act like we are 5 year old transsexual ass pirates...I dont know where that came from, this is what happens when you type the first words that pops in your head.

[Atnas]

Next thing you know, you'll be cyboring her on msn.

edit. and no that doesn't count as losing your virginity!

Not even with cam?

[Surly]

The line between maturity and immaturity is very fine around here. Maturity is just the capacity for higher thinking, whether or not you choose to use it all the time. So while 10% of the threads on this forum still have the word "penis" in them, I am still confident that the overall intellectual prowess of the clan is higher and at the very least more refined than the majority of other clans out there.

[Atnas]

Ffffffuck, this thread turned it into shit.

[Wayne]

God damn Surly, always going around ruining threads.

[Zanzibar]

I heard someone in this thread is fat?

EDIT: Penis.

[Garn]

transsexual ass pirates...

...with lasers, don't always forget the lasers! Lazers are cool.



10% of the threads on this forum still have the word "penis" in them

That's because in every tenth thread you pop up and complain about the term "penis" being used too often.

[TangerineSky]

So while 10% of the threads on this forum still have the word "penis" in them
We should have this checked by a new initiate.
They go thru the first 5 threads in each topic and count the penis/thread ratio of our guild then compare to another guild and find out how gay we truly are.

[Stigoz]

Looks like I should pay more attention to the english lessons I suppose - so I can avoid further humiliation? =P

Anyways - found out some penis fact about your forums (nolifer, I know)


"Penis-word" per thread = 0,2037 (283 posts out of 1399 threads)
per active user = 2,7114

While on the Duchy of Wessex forums, I discovered these disturbing facts:

"Penis-word" per thread = 0,003 (7 posts out of 1899 threads)
per active user = 0,0469



There you go - you're all gay!

[TangerineSky]

Looks like I should pay more attention to the english lessons I suppose - so I can avoid further humiliation? =P

Anyways - found out some penis fact about your forums (nolifer, I know)


"Penis-word" per thread = 0,2037 (283 posts out of 1399 threads)
per active user = 2,7114

While on the Duchy of Wessex forums, I discovered these disturbing facts:

"Penis-word" per thread = 0,003 (7 posts out of 1899 threads)
per active user = 0,0469



There you go - you're all gay!That's fucking awsome. I already like this guy.

[Atnas]

Hahaha, I love statistics! Sweet! Hm, I better look up the words "Meatballs" and "Play to win" too!

[Slaker]

Welcome Penis head.

[Riddle]

The way i see it, we can mention cock, penis and anal fisting because we're all comfortable in the decisions we've taken in terms of our sexuality.

The Wessex on the other hand, they bandy around the word. Afraid that from the mere mention of it they'll soon be chugging down on solid flesh veins.


So, who's got the problem i ask you? not us, we're fine!


Welcome to the guild mon petit amor

[Helgeran]

Cool word haxxor. Cunt.

[Slaker]

The way i see it, we can mention cock, penis and anal fisting because we're all comfortable in the decisions we've taken in terms of our sexuality.

The Wessex on the other hand, they bandy around the word. Afraid that from the mere mention of it they'll soon be chugging down on solid flesh veins.


So, who's got the problem i ask you? not us, we're fine!


Welcome to the guild mon petit amor

what a warm welcome.


You are too soft fuck.