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[Gorm Grimasson]

I kept hearing these rumours that the Dwarves of Anvil Society makes the meanest ale in niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger, and being the beer-connoisseur that I am I felt obliged to make my way into your mountain halls to taste your brews and see if it holds up to its reputation :biggrin: So here I am, Gorm Grimasson, inebriated dwarf extraordinaire at your disposal. On the DF forums, I'm better known as Ackillez, you may or may not have read my posts as I've only been active there for a month or so.

Anyways, about me, I'm 20, Norwegian, and a real viking. I played EVE online actively for a long time and before that I played MUDs for those of you old enough to remember that. Right now I'm waiting for DF and playing some DotA in the meantime to sate my gaming needs.

Anyway, Surly said I could come if I promised him lots of sexual favours, so I'm banking on him not to chicken out of our agreement and looking forward to working with you guys :)

Cheers,
Jonathan
AKA Gorm Grimasson
AKA Ackillez

[Helgeran]

Yo, welcome aboard probably :biggrin:

[Brilliant]

:merriment:Welcome!

[Surly]

Anyway, Surly said I could come if I promised him lots of sexual favours, so I'm banking on him not to chicken out of our agreement and looking forward to working with you guys :)

I just realized they haven't yet figured out a way to send sexual favors through e-mail!

:cuss: Damn yous!!!!

[Atnas]

Dota, eh? Hooray!

[Samael Korrigus]

Anyways, about me, I'm 20, Norwegian, and a real viking.

Anyway, Surly said I could come if I promised him lots of sexual favours, so I'm banking on him not to chicken out of our agreement and looking forward to working with you guys :)

Cheers,
Jonathan
AKA Gorm Grimasson
AKA Ackillez

Pff not as Viking as this one! But welcome anyways...

And Surly if you want i can send him a sexual favor contract to be enacted out in a certain amount of time via email... have him sign and copy it and fax the signed sheet over for records (you will have to wait wile i finish setting up my asset protected Nevada LLC though) you will have to preform these acts in an area that has loose laws of prostitution and i recomend having him physicaly screened for any STD's, that may also be a statute of the laws + you may have to pay for the licensing...

[Wayne]

I kept hearing these rumours that the Dwarves of Anvil Society makes the meanest ale in niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger, and being the beer-connoisseur that I am I felt obliged to make my way into your mountain halls to taste your brews and see if it holds up to its reputation :biggrin: So here I am, Gorm Grimasson, inebriated dwarf extraordinaire at your disposal. On the DF forums, I'm better known as Ackillez, you may or may not have read my posts as I've only been active there for a month or so.

Anyways, about me, I'm 20, Norwegian, and a real viking. I played EVE online actively for a long time and before that I played MUDs for those of you old enough to remember that. Right now I'm waiting for DF and playing some DotA in the meantime to sate my gaming needs.

Anyway, Surly said I could come if I promised him lots of sexual favours, so I'm banking on him not to chicken out of our agreement and looking forward to working with you guys :)

Cheers,
Jonathan
AKA Gorm Grimasson
AKA Ackillez

Norwegians are the real vikings! I hope you dont RP though and that you support our boy Ron Paul!

[Brilliant]

Keep the Ron Paul signatures confined to the official DF boards, for the love of god!

/cry

[Surly]

Ron Paul '08!

[Gorm Grimasson]

Haha, no, truth to be told I'm more hoping for a Giuliani/Mccain team to win the election :biggrin: I elaboraqted some on the issue in one of the Ron Paul threads on DF online forums, though god knows there's so many now that you'd be hard pressed to find it.

I think ROn Paul has some good ideas about certain issues, but overall he's much too isolationist to be a good candidate in my opinion. But hey, noone's forcing you from supporting him anyways.

[Wayne]

Gorm check out the Thelema part of these forums. We would be happy to have some viking blood!

[Wayne]

Gorm check ye PM's.

[Surly]

hahaha... i need to talk to you a bit Tom.

[Atnas]

Thelma will break free anyday now.

[Helgeran]

Thelema is Al-Gebra's attitude problem distilled. But I like the idea/name/philosophy.

[Brilliant]

A little quick to jump on new people? Down boy!!

[Wayne]

A little quick to jump on new people? Down boy!!


How about you go grope your e-boyfriend or something?

[Metal Wolf]

You can not distill what is already pure.

[Wayne]

You can not distill what is already pure.


Words of wisdom! Drop the beastiality and join us!

[Gorm Grimasson]

Oh my.

Someone's doing a Shanghaiing run I see :biggrin:

[Wayne]

I did not know that Surly would present all the possibilites SoA has so I thought I might as well try to get you to join Thelema, which is a part of SoA.

[Metal Wolf]

You could always just go my rought and be a freeloader.

[Wayne]

No. You join us!

[Gorm Grimasson]

Maybe I'd rather be a dwarf, chug ale and forge warhammers instead of being a sneaky little rat skulking about trying to cut people's purses :)

[Surly]

Maybe I'd rather be a dwarf, chug ale and forge warhammers instead of being a sneaky little rat skulking about trying to cut people's purses :)I share this sentiment. :thumb:

[Stark]

I'd rather drive my nascar into ya'lls horses.

[Metal Wolf]

And maby I'd like to play the game from some other camera perrspective than Crotch level.

But I don't think that will bother yall.

[Wayne]

Maybe youre all just pansies. Well except for me and Mongo Ironpubes, he's quite a stud!

[Samael Korrigus]

Maybe youre all just pansies. Well except for me and Mongo Ironpubes, he's quite a stud!

nah i think i have enough proof im not a pansy...

[Gorm Grimasson]

What does it take to become part of the SoA DF forumsquad? I promise I'll use that hammer avatar and all.

[Surly]

Go to the UserCP -> Group memberships. Select "join" next to the group "Anvil Society" and wait for Monte to authorize your join request. Then, go back to the group membership page, scroll down to the very bottom, and select "Identify as Anvil Society member" and click the submit button.

Also, it wouldn't hurt to wear a uniform signature. To get one of those, just read the Signature sticky in General Discussion on this forum and PM me the details.

[Atnas]

I love my current signature way too much too have it removed.

[Samael Korrigus]

What does it take to become part of the SoA DF forumsquad? I promise I'll use that hammer avatar and all.

Well first you are going to need a SotA tattoo of a hammer and an anvil... then you have to completely annoy Surly until he gives you a rank up then you have to join the SSUAC and swear a life of allegence... then you get a sexy avatar(customized of course) and post 40 times a day... at least thats what i did not all in that order though.

[Wayne]

You have to be in Thelema to be a part of the forumsquad im afraid.

[Surly]

You have to be in Thelema to be a part of the forumsquad im afraid.
Stop being obnoxious.

[Metal Wolf]

I thought that was a Forumsquad primary objective?

[Samael Korrigus]

Im an independent contractor and have been hired by forumsquad (and Thelma) to ultra annoy...