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[Ormzen]

*takes a huge zip from his enormous bottle strapped on his belt*
*deeps breath*
Right... okay... bring yerself together...
right... LETS DO THISS!!!!!!!


*ehum*
can I join? plx

I got a pm on the main boards from some drunk named Zieen, and I've already filled out the form on the main page, awaiting words from The King.

Cheers!
*zip*
*gets unconsious and falls down to the ground*

[Red Morgan]

Welcome, Ormzen! Try not to drown in the puddle of puke left by your predecessors. In the meantime, make yourself at home while I single out a pitiful vassal to handle your interview. And seriously... don't drown... I ain't cleaning up another body.

[Ormzen]

Thanks be to ye- woah!
*avoids the puddle*
...
damnit I forgot... it was something about coins...
coins coins coins...
oh yeah!

If we manage to collect plenty coins, like, plenty... if I collect like, plenty of plenty shiny coins, do we need to bringst them plenty coins to you, The King?

[losinglife]

*deeps breath*


shouldnt that be *deep throats* ?

[Cidius]

I always rofl when I see the Deep Throat nickname for the Watergate squeal.

And I first read that he was taking his pants down and then shouting lets do this. You got my hopes up.

But well we can still do it, at least now when you're toxicated too.

And we need more Finns before any more Swedes. We should visit some bodybuilding, car tuning or just AA forums.

And Zieen is an ass.

[Killuminati]

There should be a trial of fire for new members.

[Red Morgan]

There should be a trial of fire for new members.

That's what Cidius is for.

[Cidius]

Yea Ormzen I forgot to ask you my regular 2 questions

1. I like my penis, but am I attracted to it?

2. Who is God? You can only guess it once and if it goes wrong you don't get any points.

[Ormzen]

Yea Ormzen I forgot to ask you my regular 2 questions

1. I like my penis, but am I attracted to it?

2. Who is God? You can only guess it once and if it goes wrong you don't get any points.

1. Yes
2. In your point of view, your penis is God.

[Riddle]

I KNEW something fishy was going on when i saw those Jewish holymen praying to your crotch Cidius

[Cidius]

1. Yes
2. In your point of view, your penis is God.1. Almost correct, 3/4 points.

2. Mentioning of POV and my penior superiority, 3/4 points. Correst answer would be Bob Marley. He is the real life Yoda appearing as a spirit telling me what to do in situations.

Which make up to 6/8 of 2 points which means 1,5 points.

This is the highest amount of points yet though, surpassing the last record of 1,25 points by Blonde Bettermore.

[comestible]

1. Almost correct, 3/4 points.

2. Mentioning of POV and my penior superiority, 3/4 points. Correst answer would be Bob Marley. He is the real life Yoda appearing as a spirit telling me what to do in situations.

Which make up to 6/8 of 2 points which means 1,5 points.

This is the highest amount of points yet though, surpassing the last record of 1,25 points by Blonde Bettermore.

You got 1 completely incorrect. -1 point for you

There are just as many Gods as there are anti-christs(although there is ironically, no christ). You got 1 point for partial correctitude. This leaves you with 0 points, currently the highest anybody has achieved in my rating system and the only rating given using this system.

[Cidius]

Lissen, fuck you and your Allah.

[comestible]

I always imagined God to be a woman. Allah sounds like a dude though, I don't know about that one.

[Blode Bertelmoore]

1. Almost correct, 3/4 points.

2. Mentioning of POV and my penior superiority, 3/4 points. Correst answer would be Bob Marley. He is the real life Yoda appearing as a spirit telling me what to do in situations.

Which make up to 6/8 of 2 points which means 1,5 points.

This is the highest amount of points yet though, surpassing the last record of 1,25 points by Blonde Bettermore.

Sure it wasn't 1,75 or something? pretty sure I got a bit moar

[Cidius]

Sure it wasn't 1,75 or something? pretty sure I got a bit moar1,25 and I think you liked anal plugs and transvestites or was that somebody else?

[Garn]

I always imagined God to be a woman. Allah sounds like a dude though, I don't know about that one.

Christians call God the Lord and divide him into the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. How does that sound more female than Allah?

Why should God have a sex in the first place? Maybe he has both boobs and penis.

[Ormzen]

Sure it wasn't 1,75 or something? pretty sure I got a bit moar

....So I get 1.25 points? thats pretty good if you can only get to 2.

hah-HAH! 1,5>1,25!
Now take your anal plug and go somewhere else! xD :fuck you:



Maybe he has both boobs and penis.
I'd say penises accually, considering the power he has.

[comestible]

Christians are irrelevant.

[Red Morgan]

Welcome to the Clan Ormzen!

[Ormzen]

Ah, lovely!

Had some problems with the activation, but now I'm here!
Don't think you'd be able to avoid my wratious wrath! (wtf?)

I've got my own personal dirty rag nowz! Woo! :rofl: