Begging to Join (ignore the corny pun)

[Camelmix]

Hi I'm Camelmix and I am hoping to join the clan, I already sent my app through the website.

I am planing on being a Mahirim who is a stealthy yet lethal ambusher. Jumping out three sheets to the wind and killing my victims with my twin swords like a drunken, empowered, psychotic jaugernaut.

I plan on being a force that helps the week and brings balance to niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger. You know the steriotypical vigilanty, except I'm really drunk

BTW, I have a bit of dyslexia and cant spell, so yah dont make fun of me for my spelling.

[Cidius]

My art skills are crap and I would like to request a sig.
I was thinking of a cartoony kind of thing where there is a Mahirim with a blue name over his head that says Camelmix. Camelmix is sneaking up on a dwarf (fat with a red beard) who is caught in a bear trap.

Camelmix's mouth is drooling and he takes his sword and gets ready to swing it at the dwarf who is reaching for his axe but its out of reach. The dwarf says one word/phrase, "Crap" or "Fuck" or whatever profanity the artist can think of. which is in a word bubble.

Oh and could you do this in one panel? and at the bottom it says "Good luck" and nothing else.

If Muffins is reading this, I wonder if I could get an actual muffins sig.
Please PM me if you need clarification. (http://forums.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/showthread.php?p=1101390)I'd just like to remind that we are heavily dominated by the dwarves.

But hello!

[Cidius]

man... http://forums.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/showthread.php?t=46999

[Krow]

Yea as Cidius already stated...I think you looking for that gay Raven Rose Pack, or whatever that homo guild is called.

[Zieen]

Will DBC even allow for Mahirim? I thought it was pretty much humans and dwarves?

[Red Morgan]

We are officially Human/Dwarf. Exceptions may be made after sexual favors. No guarantees though!

[Camelmix]

Bollucks. I saw DBC as a AR clan. My brother and I are pretty dead set on being mahirim. Well good luck to you guys, if i see you and kill you i wont take your stuff.

[Zanzibar]

lolbai

[Kaeso]

LOLZ

[Surly]

You know, with that new update... it might actually be possible to have all races without any penalties. We'll have to see.

[Riddle]

shhhh, wait til after he's out the door first!

[losinglife]

I am still holding out my wolfdork, until red tells me i cant anymore :guns:

[Killuminati]

Yah, because you are a cocksucking furry ^

[losinglife]

well you love to fap to furries... hence me being one:thumb:

[Killuminati]

well you love to fap to furries... hence me being one:thumb:

Only to people dressed up as furries.

[losinglife]

Only to people dressed up as furries.


dressed up.... really being one.. .is there a difference? Plus with people like cameltoe around it gets even sweater :thumb:

[Krow]

Eh, with my super sneaky research I have found out that camelmix was recruited by some small guild named Varimath on the 24th of December

[Helgeran]

RRP spy?

[Riddle]

RRP spy?

We should hold an Anvil open day where we let anyone join for the day. Friends and spies alike.

Could work wonders for our community relations

[Killuminati]

its funny how fucking nerdy people are...spying on guilds when the game we are suppose to play isn't ever going to come out.

[Cidius]

well we had that one guy whose title was Spy

man that is the ultimate proof of the spies existance

and remember that one real spy who infiltrated our guild and red zorgan found him out?

[Killuminati]

http://karmarogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/fyi.thumbnail.jpg

[comestible]

It is amusing how many assholes can't play spy for shit but play anyway.

[Atnas]

Yeah, people having playing fun classes despite the fact that they suck? Losers!

[comestible]

How is it fun if you get killed before you can accomplish anything.

[Atnas]

Because spies are badass and fun to play as all the time! Pyros too!

[Killuminati]

How is it fun if you get killed before you can accomplish anything.

let me guess you play heavy mainly? The spy is the greatest clan evar invented. I can't wait to see what new weapons they will get. My favorite thing to do is just fucking spam my sapper on their buildings until they blow up while running in circles. 90% of engineers are dumbasses who try to kill you with their wrench instead of shooting you.

[comestible]

I don't think you understand what I'm saying. I have more hours as spy than any other class. I didn't say spies aren't a fun class. Just that I don't see how it is fun for those people that can't get anything accomplished as a spy. Let me guess, you are a noob spy that plays just to get killed as one? Thats the only reason somebody would argue against the point I'm making.

[Atnas]

I guess the idea of playing something that's fun, no matter if you suck or not, is strange to you? Yes? No? I'm standing up for all that's true and just, that's why I'm arguing! I'm not pro but I don't suck either! I am a man of 2:1 KD ratios!

[Killuminati]

Let me guess, you are a noob spy that plays just to get killed as one? Thats the only reason somebody would argue against the point I'm making.

That almost made no sense. Plus, get off your high horse It doesn't matter what someones skill level is. There isn't a prerequisite skill level to playing a class.

[Cidius]

I remember this one sudden death in 2fort in TF2, there was this medic in the sewers and I pretended to be a demoman as a spy. Okay he believed it, some dumbass. We travel for a while, and he doesn't notice. We move to my sewers after checking out his fortress, then we move upstairs and we see this battle of my heavy and his soldier, he abandons me for a while when I pretend to be a coward. Then he goes to heal the soldier. Then I move ahead and backstab em both. Then the heavy (he has some 10 hp left) and I move upstairs and I go invisible near the case, and yeah there's an engi in the case room. The heavy goes to the room corner from the right entrance. Okay I come up with this stupid idea, because he's protecting his sentry on top of it, so I start shooting him from the other corner so that the sentry doesn't see me. I can't shoot the sentry with my gun, but he notices that it's only me and runs after me (this is after a while of shooting). Then when I'm shooting back and he's running towards me to the spiral, the heavy behind him shoots him.

Notice that the sentry was placed so that he would choose the pathway of mine and not the heavy wep dude's.

And I had full health.

[comestible]

There are no horses in here. Get your facts straight.

I edited your post for you btw. See below:



let me guess you play heavy mainly?

That almost made no sense. Plus, get off your high horse It doesn't matter what someones skill level is. There isn't a prerequisite skill level to playing a class.

[Cidius]

What is the greatest moment in TF2? You as an engi protecting your own 2fort sewers and finding a completed sentry, a tele, a dispenser and an enemy engi in the opening. You jump out finding out that you'll die soon and manage to destroy the sentry with your wrench just running around it. Then you have a face-off with the enemy engi with your wrench. You beat him too. Then you destroy the tele, leech health and ammo from the dispenser and then destroy that too.

Then the enemy engi complains of you taking that spawning medpack during the wrench duel.

[Isamael]

Bananahammock

[Killuminati]

There are no horses in here. Get your facts straight.

I edited your post for you btw. See below:

and?

[Helgeran]

lol

[comestible]

ditto

[TangerineSky]

There are no horses in here. Get your facts straight.

I edited your post for you btw. See below: How do you propose someone that wants to be a spy but has never played a spy before, gets good?

Do they stare at the TF2 screen for a few days till it the magical-uber-spy-skills envigorate their body and they become pro like yourself?

[Killuminati]

Uh, dude, there's a tutorial!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=b-qD30EOO-o

[TangerineSky]

Uh, dude, there's a tutorial!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=b-qD30EOO-o
Oh Snap, I'm sure after watching you'll be one leet fucker

[Helgeran]

Uh, dude, there's a tutorial!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=b-qD30EOO-o
That's Daedalus from Hidden playing, you can see his heritage shining through with all those attacks from above. He's one of the best guys in that community. Not that I can't kill him like a bitch when we face each other though.

[Cidius]

I remember getting the suit of scout and medic do work perfectly in certain situations. Scout when you don't have to run too much, they never except a scout to be a spy.

Medic goes for the same reason too, but since medics always heal, it's just for a quick kill when the heavily armed guys shows his back to you, or getting an engi near a turret.

Spy never works, because simply spies always have a suit on. Only noobie spies don't :rolleyes:




And friendly class disguises can work very well, getting the enemy scared in a place where he can't shoot you. Shouting with these suits on works great well.

And mass sentry sapping works great too if you manage to find a hole somewhere to hide into, they'll sometimes shoot each other for a while and then go looking for you somewhere else, and you go back and sap em more and hope to destroy a couple at least. This works with your team coming right after you. Like Gravel Pit B point, the front walkway up there has these mounds or something in the sides, and you can kinda hide there, if nobody is right next to the side. Like this I managed to hide from them (3 engies) when I ran towards the rock and went invisi and went back there, they left (one to check the rock after quickly checking out my side where I was still invisi going to the mound, the other one went to the other side, they had seen me going invisible) and my team helped a little to distract them, I jumped inside, and I killed the engi there and sapped his turret, then sapped the 2 turrets and they got destroyed with the help of a friendly heavy.

Daedalus is a noob.

[comestible]

Lol I never said I was some leet spy. I did imply that I don't suck ass as one but never said I was the shit.

[Killuminati]

That's Daedalus from Hidden playing, you can see his heritage shining through with all those attacks from above. He's one of the best guys in that community. Not that I can't kill him like a bitch when we face each other though.

Oh, I thought this was a video from a random nub who just edited so it would only show his best moments. :bean:

[Atnas]

Oh no, Helgeran knows very well how good that guy is! They've both played the CS:S mod Hidden and I'm sure that Daedelus has a few videos from there too.

[Killuminati]

Oh no, Helgeran knows very well how good that guy is! They've both played the CS:S mod Hidden and I'm sure that Daedelus has a few videos from there too.

Hmm, the hidden...the only mod that lasted a week for me.

[Camelmix]

Eh, with my super sneaky research I have found out that camelmix was recruited by some small guild named Varimath on the 24th of December

Don't mind me, just defending myself while stroking my e-peen. I realize that this happened a while ago but I'm procrastinating on homework: I joined Varimath after Cruor imploded but it turns out that the guy in charge (Darvis, I think) was/is a douchebag and I bailed on that. Currently, I am in Adverser, which is going to fail miserably and its going to be fun to watch the guild leader and other members claw onto their e-peens when the duchy and all their friends repeatedly grief our sorry asses.

[Red Morgan]

Don't mind me, just defending myself while stroking my e-peen. I realize that this happened a while ago but I'm procrastinating on homework: I joined Varimath after Cruor imploded but it turns out that the guy in charge (Darvis, I think) was/is a douchebag and I bailed on that. Currently, I am in Adverser, which is going to fail miserably and its going to be fun to watch the guild leader and other members claw onto their e-peens when the duchy and all their friends repeatedly grief our sorry asses.

LOL That's awful. You should go join the Duchy, and be on the winning side then!

[Helgeran]

I really hope Duchy will do decently well in DF so they can be the zergy but unskilled clan you can go mess with when you want a triplekill and get out before they get a revenge squad together.

[Camelmix]

LOL That's awful. You should go join the Duchy, and be on the winning side then!

Nah, sometimes its fun to fail.

[Mikee]

Nah, sometimes its fun to fail.


I don't quite follow any of the things you're saying, including this.

[Camelmix]

I don't quite follow any of the things you're saying, including this.

read the first 2 pages of this thread and it will all come together for ya.

[Red Morgan]

Nah, sometimes its fun to fail.

That is what we beggars do best!

[TangerineSky]

That is what we beggars do best!
Psh, we don't Fail. we Phail!

It's like the whole Fat<Phat thing.

Replace a Ph to and F-beggining word and it is automatically cool.

[Zanzibar]

TS, you phag.

[Helgeran]

I think I just pharted.

[Camelmix]

I think I just pharted.

Phuck you, that smells like shit.

[Bashur]

Nah, sometimes its fun to fail.

I agree, that's why I do it as often as possible.

[Camelmix]

I agree, that's why I do it as often as possible.

Yes but you don't do it out of choice, so its more sad than anything else.

[Jibbirz]

Yes but you don't do it out of choice, so its more sad than anything else.

fish in a barrel can only swim one of two directions at once, so pick your rotation and wait for the buckshot.

[Camelmix]

fish in a barrel can only swim one of two directions at once, so pick your rotation and wait for the buckshot.

No, I said its fun to fail sometimes but too much means you are no better than Surly.

[Jibbirz]

No, I said its fun to fail sometimes but too much means you are no better than Surly.

lol 5 bucks says you didn't even understand the message i was conveying

[Camelmix]

lol 5 bucks says you didn't even understand the message i was conveying

No, I know what you were saying. the basic message you were conveying was pick a side and wait to get flamed or shot down because I am totally in the DBC element and not in my own, right?

[Camelmix]

Also, I just created my own guild and I/we have already received some members and I will allow beggars into my city. You guys should come check us out, free Booze!

[Red Morgan]

Also, I just created my own guild and I/we have already received some members and I will allow beggars into my city. You guys should come check us out, free Booze!

Remember you said that!

[Camelmix]

Remember you said that!

I am sure I am going to regret this... but I will be ready :guns: but it will probably end up like this :stabbed: after around a :merriment:.