I'm begging you! [Archive]

Tiarilir

12-22-2007, 07:48 PM

My application has been sent, And I beg for your Approval.
I am Tiarilir, the allmighty and sexy god. You may have heard of me in the forums, and if you have not, I feel sorry for you.

Spades is the one that brought me here, and I'm glad to have found the site.
I hope we can all have a lot of fun together, especially in the lower parts!

Questions will be answered by the best of my ability.

Oh, and I'm awesome.

Surly

12-22-2007, 07:57 PM

What happened to IMAGE? :(

Tiarilir

12-22-2007, 07:59 PM

What happened to IMAGE? :(

No friggin' euros there. I was all abandoned :(

Surly

12-22-2007, 08:07 PM

That's the saddest thing I ever heard!

Tiarilir

12-22-2007, 08:08 PM

That's the saddest thing I ever heard!

Well, wait until you hear this!

When I was a small thin little young Tiarilir, I ate a cat. And that wasn't even the sad part.
I actually ate a cat. Or well, bit it, and then my neighbour came and kicked my ass.

Good times, indeed.

Surly

12-22-2007, 08:08 PM

Wait... I just noticed...

You're a... you're a... A SWEDE! *shriek*

Atnas was right, you fuckers are taking over. There's got to be like a dozen of you here now.

Tiarilir

12-22-2007, 08:10 PM

Wait... I just noticed...

You're a... you're a... A SWEDE! *shriek*

Atnas was right, you fuckers are taking over. There's got to be like a dozen of you here now.

The cool thing is that there are only 9 million swedes. And we're all over the place. Everywhere.

We've got this s3crit time-machine-thingy.

Atnas

12-22-2007, 08:40 PM

Hahaha, I knew that sooner or later, you'd figure out he was a Swede Surly!

So you are too cool for the anvil, or what?

Tiarilir

12-22-2007, 08:46 PM

Hahaha, I knew that sooner or later, you'd figure out he was a Swede Surly!

So you are too cool for the anvil, or what?

Yes, that's why I need to be a Drunken Beggar!

Atnas

12-22-2007, 09:03 PM

It's ok, it's ok, we can't have all of the swedes in The Anvil. If we are gonna take over the DBC we need balance!

Zanzibar

12-22-2007, 09:29 PM

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/Zanzibarprovince/lolcatsdotcom6g41t3v000jh46ac.jpg

Kaeso

12-22-2007, 11:14 PM

Yes, that's why I need to be a Drunken Beggar!

He's in. No interview required.

Plus, with reference of Spades (the mighty) I say he is in.

MORGAN MAKE IT SO!

(or I will cut you)

(my mom got a new computer so I can post more, yay)

Tiarilir

12-23-2007, 12:36 PM

He's in. No interview required.

Plus, with reference of Spades (the mighty) I say he is in.

MORGAN MAKE IT SO!

(or I will cut you)

(my mom got a new computer so I can post more, yay)

Who the hell are you? Get out of my thread! ._.

Cidius

12-23-2007, 01:50 PM

Tiarilir

12-23-2007, 01:59 PM

Ahaha he's the interviewer dude of our guild.

Plus swedes will never take over Thelma.

Since I ask all the new recruits (yea new now) my own questions, I'll ask you one also.

If a pink elephant would offer you the best blowjob ever with his nose (it doesn't have any nose shit in it because they use it to drink and shower), would you say yes or no and why?

Oh, I see. Well then, Feel free to interview me, interviewer dude!

I would say yes to the pink elephant. Because, without glasses, I could probably make it look like a vagina and who ever says no to free sex?

Cidius

12-23-2007, 02:02 PM

Oh, I see. Well then, Feel free to interview me, interviewer dude!

I would say yes to the pink elephant. Because, without glasses, I could probably make it look like a vagina and who ever says no to free sex?1,45 of 3 points.

This does place you on top of the ranking list though.

Blonde only got 1,25.

We have yet to recruit "the one" though.

Tiarilir

12-23-2007, 02:12 PM

1,45 of 3 points.

This does place you on top of the ranking list though.

Blonde only got 1,25.

We have yet to recruit "the one" though.

Pm me the "correct" answer, and then I can make a new account and prove to you I am the one!

Cidius

12-23-2007, 02:27 PM

I can't do that, Morgan has assigned me this holy job to test the new recruits in holy trials of sexiness.

To confuse you, I'll post some random pictures:

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/Cidius/axxistheman.jpg

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/Cidius/banevasion.jpg

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/Cidius/doom.jpg

Tiarilir

12-23-2007, 02:32 PM

I can't do that, Morgan has assigned me this holy job to test the new recruits in holy trials of sexiness.

Why did Blonde get two questions and I only one? Unfair I say, UNFAIR!
Considering our past history you should at the very least give me another question.

Otherwise... I'll forget about you! :mad:

http://forums.niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggeronline.com/showthread.php?t=34853&page=2

Cidius

12-23-2007, 02:44 PM

I'm ashamed of that thread.

But okay here's another:

Who's the best girl to fuck in Sex in the City? Again, why?

Not the actor, the character.

Kailas

12-23-2007, 02:45 PM

The cool thing is that there are only 9 million swedes. And we're all over the place. Everywhere.

We've got this s3crit time-machine-thingy.

What if all the Swedes were really just one Swede using a time machine to repeatedly take themselves back to niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger's opening in order to use their acquired skill and army of clones that fight in perfect unity to dominate the world?

That would be so awesome.

Tiarilir

12-23-2007, 02:49 PM

I'm ashamed of that thread.

But okay here's another:

Who's the best girl to fuck in Sex in the City? Again, why?

Not the actor, the character.

The one played by Sarah Jessica Parker, because she looks like a freakin' man and I'd love her to finger me anally.
Also, I'd love to try paperbagging someone. Gives me a reason to get drunk too.
Ah well, whatever. I'd probably go for her though, or the brunette because she -could- be a transvestite. Just a theory though.

Don't really watch Sex and the city :/

Tiarilir

12-23-2007, 02:49 PM

What if all the Swedes were really just one Swede using a time machine to repeatedly take themselves back to niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger's opening in order to use their acquired skill and army of clones that fight in perfect unity to dominate the world?

That would be so awesome.

Wow you got me!

Cidius

12-23-2007, 02:53 PM

Aha you like transvestites.

Your total points are now... -0,55

I assume that you didn't know I hate transvestites and Sarah Jessica Parker. And you also said that the brunette looks like a transvestite, yes she has a big chin, but nonono. Big chin means better blowjob also.

Edit: I'll remove another 5 points just because this answer was as wrong as it can be, well you missed one thing and that's saying that the show is actually good what it isn't.

So it's -5,55 points now.

Tiarilir

12-23-2007, 02:55 PM

Aha you like transvestites.

Your total points are now... -0,55

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Red Morgan

12-23-2007, 07:30 PM

*stumbles into the room and throws up on Tiarilir feet, then falls asleep on the floor*

Red Morgan

12-23-2007, 07:30 PM

You have received my blessing!

Zieen

12-23-2007, 08:58 PM

I'm convinced Cidius is a Blade Runner.

Atnas

12-23-2007, 09:02 PM

I think he's gonna fit right in, he hasn't tried to escape from Cidius yet.

Red Morgan

12-24-2007, 12:01 AM

I'm convinced Cidius is a Blade Runner.

LMAO that was a pretty good one actually.

Kaeso

12-24-2007, 02:15 AM

Who the hell are you? Get out of my thread! ._.

This is why I need an offical board title red morgan. All teh nubs don't know that they must respect my epeen.

Tiarilir

12-25-2007, 04:08 AM

You have received my blessing!

Fucking Red Morgan made me unable to view the forums at all. What kind of twisted blessing is that?
I'm not running away from you guys. You'll have to stick with me now. Forever.

This is why I need an offical board title red morgan. All teh nubs don't know that they must respect my epeen.

I'm no nub, watch your language son.
And I don't respect anyone. Except Surly. Because he made me able to view the forums again. Thanks Surly. I love you ye' old dwarf.

Krow

12-25-2007, 05:16 AM

I'm no nub, watch your language son.
And I don't respect anyone. Except Surly. Because he made me able to view the forums again. Thanks Surly. I love you ye' old dwarf.

Surly always knew the way into a little boys heart

Zanzibar

12-25-2007, 05:23 AM

It's funny because it worked on Krow too.

Krow

12-25-2007, 05:33 AM

It's funny because it worked on Krow too.

Yea I just put up less of a fight and accepted it though, It wasnt bad after the first couple minutes. My back did hurt from bending over.

Atnas

12-25-2007, 12:22 PM

I'm no nub, watch your language son.
And I don't respect anyone. Except Surly. Because he made me able to view the forums again. Thanks Surly. I love you ye' old dwarf.

You better show me the respect I deserve, because soon I'll take over. (with the help of you! Gain Red Morgans trust and when the time is right, strike!).

Tiarilir

12-25-2007, 10:39 PM

You better show me the respect I deserve, because soon I'll take over. (with the help of you! Gain Red Morgans trust and when the time is right, strike!).

I don't respect you, Atnas. You never gave respect to my Dawnspire :(

Atnas

12-25-2007, 11:07 PM

It was fun for a while, but it got boring very quickly. Very similar to Guild Wars too!

Tiarilir

04-28-2009, 04:23 PM

Come on! I'm worthy!

Surly

04-28-2009, 05:03 PM

I proclaim this thread Memory Lane.

Look, it's Cidius. He's alive! The art of necromancy finally has a purpose that doesn't involve devouring brains.

Oh, wait, nevermind.

Tiarilir

04-28-2009, 05:09 PM

I proclaim this thread Memory Lane.

Look, it's Cidius. He's alive! The art of necromancy finally has a purpose that doesn't involve devouring brains.

Oh, wait, nevermind.

What? I request permission to join surly. You're my only hope.

Surly

04-28-2009, 05:26 PM

i'm lobbying red morgan to at least consider it as we speak!

Villa

05-31-2009, 12:23 AM

Am I allowed to veto this?

Supreme

06-02-2009, 07:54 PM

only communists veto

Spinewire

06-02-2009, 09:12 PM

i reckon this is why red left

Kran De Loy

06-02-2009, 09:14 PM

i reckon this is why red left
Hey, you may have something there.

niccoli

06-02-2009, 10:01 PM

i reckon this is why red left

Hmmm, the timing seems right...

Rains Torme

06-02-2009, 10:34 PM

Hmmm, the timing seems right... I was thinking the same thing.

CipVar

07-21-2009, 08:51 PM

Hello Tremaine. We are the members of DSM Purity and now you are too. Enjoy the forum and make yourself feel welcome among the DSM owners around here.

Chibi

07-21-2009, 09:54 PM

Fuck off fagget

TangerineSky

07-21-2009, 10:21 PM

Hello Tremaine. We are the members of DSM Purity and now you are too. Enjoy the forum and make yourself feel welcome among the DSM owners around here.
The Dick Sucking Monster's Purity? *flops cock on the table* I want to feel welcome.

Tiarilir

07-22-2009, 12:38 AM

wtffffff?

SaViEk

09-01-2009, 02:07 AM

Hello Tremaine. We are the members of DSM Purity and now you are too. Enjoy the forum and make yourself feel welcome among the DSM owners around here.

Tetsu

09-01-2009, 02:45 AM

why yes my good sir, I would like to build a water car.

niccoli

09-01-2009, 07:39 AM

why yes my good sir, I would like to build a water car.

If I pee on a girl in a car, does that make it a water sports car?

LordTenacious

09-01-2009, 01:25 PM

The DSM spam in the dick-stapled one's app thread is too good to be true.

Villa

09-15-2009, 01:18 AM

If I pee on a girl in a car, does that make it a water sports car?
I applaud your effort; it was worth at least a 7 out of 10.