I quit this guild!

[Red Morgan]

I'm going away for a few days, and don't know if I'll have internet access or not. I expect you all to ruthlessly compete with each other for dominance as you try to fill the void of power left by me.

[Leathe]

BLASPHEMY! THIS IS MADNESS!
*Takes the Crown of Dominance and hides it where none can find it. EVER (except me)* It'll wait for your return, Sire.

[Bashur]

I win by default, just because of the alignment of the Constellations. It was written long ago, and I expect everyone to just accept the fact that I am now the Beggar King. If you do not accept, then prepare to get a mean look!

[Zieen]

As former leader of the DBC, I think my only real competition is Kaeso, as he is the RO.

Since I killed Kaeso in his sleep, I believe I'm the new leader by default.

If anyone has a problem with that, I recommend you keep a gun under your pillow.

[Bashur]

As former leader of the DBC, I think my only real competition is Kaeso, as he is the RO.

Since I killed Kaeso in his sleep, I believe I'm the new leader by default.

If anyone has a problem with that, I recommend you keep a gun under your pillow.

*gives a mean look*

[Cidius]

*gives a mean look**faps while looking at Zanzibar's photo set*

[Bashur]

*faps while looking at Zanzibar's photo set*

You have a tendency to turn a thread pretty gay.

[Cidius]

You have a tendency to turn a thread pretty gay.It ain't my fault.

http://www.kevininscoe.com/pub/lol.jpg

http://www.seekcodes.com/images/gay/gay.jpg

http://image.hotdog.hu/_data/members1/633/68633/images/kaka/hasselhoff_gay_lol.jpg

[Zanzibar]

*faps while looking at Zanzibar's photo set*
NO

[Kaeso]

Me.

[Rykros]

I call shotgun

[Atnas]

Obviously Morgan is resigning since he know he'll die if he tries to fight us...

the swedes.

[Kailas]

There's only one way to settle this, and it's with a ruthless test of skill and intelligence:
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 8, what is it?

[Mikee]

There's only one way to settle this, and it's with a ruthless test of skill and intelligence:
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 8, what is it?


Five.

[Zieen]

Three

[Harmar]

48

[scotw1t]

I think that's the winning number.

But I'll still guess.

4.56798

[Kailas]

All wrong, it was 7, I guess that means I'm leader *fashions himself a burger king hat with bits of bottle glass on it*

My first executive order is for everyone to line up in two rows and roshambo the guy across from them.

[Cidius]

Seven.

[Mikee]

All wrong, it was 7, I guess that means I'm leader *fashions himself a burger king hat with bits of bottle glass on it*

My first executive order is for everyone to line up in two rows and roshambo the guy across from them.



Roshamboing is lame. Lets do the one where you put two bullets in the chest and one in the head. Then we'll have a smaller, more dedicated guild.

[Kailas]

haha. "Ok, you've killed a man. Let that sink in, ok now recognize that you can never, ever, tell anyone about this. Know that the only people who understand you are your peers in this guild, you can never leave, here have the uniform. Welcome."

[Spades]

NO NOTES SHALL BE TAKEN AT THIS MEETING.

Comrade Beggars,

at this 3rd Congress of the Beggar Association, we shall be discussing the various crimes of the late leader, Red Morgan. It has come to our attention that Red Morgan is responsible for the imprisonment of millions into forced labor camps, the campaign of terror waged on the general populace by Red Morgan's secret police. Over the course of his role as guild-leader, he has built a cult of personality up around himself as "beggar king." It is obvious they we are talking of a tyrant!

Now, we must undo the crimes of the past. We must begin a campaign of "Deredmorganization", all public murals and statues of the Beggar King will be defaced. Party elements loyal to the retired leader must be purged. The secret police loyal TO ME is already on their way to arrest them. No longer will we have to live in the fear of Red Morgan!

That will be all.

[Rykros]

So basically we're all kinda pretending we run this guild until Red gets back?

[Bashur]

Yes.



This is fun.

[Surly]

Quit splashing in the pool!

[Wayne]

Fag. That's like saying "Quit shitting in the toilet".

[Mikee]

This guild is the greatest thing on the internet ever.

[Zanzibar]

This guild is the greatest thing on the internet ever.
This is pretty good too:

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/5483/lolwtf2qa.jpg

[Krow]

OMFG, I was scrolling down that picture and was like "holy shit she is hot", until I got to the fucking elephant trunk penis, You just ruined my life.

[Rykros]

The funny thing is I instantly knew it was a photoshop job and not a tranny because I'm actually familiar with who that porn star is...is it good that I knew that?

[losinglife]

thats a small penis

[Cidius]

fucken ugly face, for a pornstar

[Zieen]

The funny thing is I instantly knew it was a photoshop job and not a tranny because I'm actually familiar with who that porn star is...is it good that I knew that?
Who doesn't recognize Amy Reid?

And she certainly doesn't look her best in that photo, but she's nothing spectacular anyways. The good pics are at Met-Art and the like.

[Mikee]

Thanks for that Zanzibar. Asshole.

[Spades]

Jee, I hope you're happy Cidius. You got me in trouble at school with that smut you posted on the other page.

Can't you keep your filth in the 'special thread' set up for you?

[Killuminati]

OMFG, I was scrolling down that picture and was like "holy shit she is hot", until I got to the fucking elephant trunk penis, You just ruined my life.

HAHAHAHAHA

[Cidius]

Jee, I hope you're happy Cidius. You got me in trouble at school with that smut you posted on the other page.

Can't you keep your filth in the 'special thread' set up for you?It was Zanzi not me.

And I've heard Amy Reid, but I've taken no notice.

[Rykros]

Who doesn't recognize Amy Reid?

And she certainly doesn't look her best in that photo, but she's nothing spectacular anyways. The good pics are at Met-Art and the like.

This makes me feel abit better about myself

[Surly]

Jee, I hope you're happy Cidius. You got me in trouble at school with that smut you posted on the other page.

Can't you keep your filth in the 'special thread' set up for you?
I was almost pissed at Zanzibar for defiling the forums so randomly, but having gotten you in trouble at school he has totally redeemed himself to me. I laughed so fucking hard at you just now, it was grand.

[Zanzibar]

<3 you too Surly.

Loudmouth dumbasses are good for something, it seems.

[Harmar]

zanzibar, you are out of the band

[Cidius]

Loudmouth at the boneyard.

[Rykros]

I was almost pissed at Zanzibar for defiling the forums so randomly, but having gotten you in trouble at school he has totally redeemed himself to me. I laughed so fucking hard at you just now, it was grand.

I think I would paid to have seen that teachers expression

[Spades]

Luckily I didn't scroll down to the bottom part. I just checked back on this thread today, and....holy shit.

These boards are now officially NSFW.

[Killuminati]

are we allowed to treat this board like ffa message board? that would be funz

[Surly]

a what?

[Krow]

errr free for all?

[Kaeso]

WHERE TEH HELL IS RED MORGANZ?

[Zanzibar]

I saw him in UO yesterday, which means I'm the best.

[Killuminati]

a what?


Is this forum free from rules? Like is the only rule no kiddy porn? Or am I not allowed to post sick and and gruesome shit?

[Cidius]

I... I think it would cause some stir, but I can still resist.

To post a couple of hardcore Rotten pics.

[Zanzibar]

Is this forum free from rules? Like is the only rule no kiddy porn? Or am I not allowed to post sick and and gruesome shit?
Don't post sick and gruesome shit. And don't appeal it being locked. Yeah.

Also, trannies with elephantiasis of the penis might raise Surly's ire unless you apparently burn somebody with it.

[Killuminati]

no fun

[Surly]

Just don't be an idiot. I know, it's ambiguous wording, but that's the fun of it all. If you suspect while you're making a post that you might be doing something retarded, maybe you should show some restraint. If you're just an idiot and can't help it... well, then you'll probably wind up confined here like Cidius is.

[Killuminati]

Just don't be an idiot. I know, it's ambiguous wording, but that's the fun of it all. If you suspect while you're making a post that you might be doing something retarded, maybe you should show some restraint. If you're just an idiot and can't help it... well, then you'll probably wind up confined here like Cidius is.

Oh well at least he'll have company.

[Cidius]

Surly just wants to chain my raw sexual power, it's too tempting when it runs free.

http://www.trails-end.com/TESales/images/product/F2007/FullSize/15-PackUnbelievable-Butter_600.jpg

[Killuminati]

I think I will just PM him the picture I will post ahead of time so he can review them before they can be posted.

[losinglife]

I think I will just PM him the picture I will post ahead of time so he can review them before they can be posted.


dont be a pussy... post that shit you whore!

[Atnas]

lol, it's an asian in a sea of popcorn. What does that have to do with anything?

[Cidius]

lol, it's an asian in a sea of popcorn. What does that have to do with anything?Did you know that penis butter could also mean a person BUTTING a penis?

[Killuminati]

dont be a pussy... post that shit you whore!

It was a joke because the pictures would sicken him moron.

[losinglife]

It was a joke because the pictures would sicken him moron.

that wasnt a very good joke then if you dont didnt postem so he could be sickened

[Surly]

Did you know that penis butter could also mean a person BUTTING a penis?
Hahahaha, I'm never going to look at the word Butter the same again.

[TangerineSky]

WTF, where is Red at.....

[Killuminati]

that wasnt a very good joke then if you dont didnt postem so he could be sickened


I'll send you some