Another drunkard for the Crew.

[Blode Bertelmoore]

Hello there fellow schmuck of the streets!

I have sent in an Application for the DBC and just hopes it goes well!

Not much to say about me, I'm from Denmark and have played quite alot of FPS'/MMO's. Mostly FPS' though.

[Harmar]

Red, if he's in, I'm out

[Atnas]

Hi there!

[Blode Bertelmoore]

Red, if he's in, I'm out

why thank you xD could i have some reasoning?

[Surly]

You've obviously offended him, I think you should apologize.

[Cidius]

Hey Blonde, I have two questions for you.

The first one is anal plugs. Are you pro-them or anti-them?

The second one is:

If you would meet a wise man on the street. He would ask you this next question:

You see a serial rapist woman. She is known to drug her victims (male) and molest their ass and ride them. Would you or would you not ask her to do you? Define why.

And would can be used in a sentence as many times as you want.

[Garn]

Now all we need is a Norwegian guy, then we've got people from each of the Nordic folks.

[Blode Bertelmoore]

Hey Blonde, I have two questions for you.

The first one is anal plugs. Are you pro-them or anti-them?

The second one is:

If you would meet a wise man on the street. He would ask you this next question:

You see a serial rapist woman. She is known to drug her victims (male) and molest their ass and ride them. Would you or would you not ask her to do you? Define why.

And would can be used in a sentence as many times as you want.

Well first of all, my hair is accually brown, I only added the last name cause i fk'ed up the first time I tried to make an account here. Secondly, the name is from the "Adventures of Food & Blode" found on Rathergood.com but some also some how made it to the danish word "Blød" wich means soft :)

1. Anal-plugs? go ahead if yah like

2. depends on what she looked like

[Blode Bertelmoore]

You've obviously offended him, I think you should apologize.

Who me? allright


Sorry if I offended you in any way Harmar, I only wish to be your freind :smirk:

[Zanzibar]

lolsup

[Zieen]

I like how all of the replies are SotA members instead of DBC.

Except for Cidius, but I still have him ignored so he doesn't count.

[Rykros]

Aight, aight, we see you can catch, but now we need to see your pitch

[Blode Bertelmoore]

lolsup

You say that in every newcomer-post O.o 'cept for the greeting to Tordek :eek:

[Zanzibar]

So tell me about yourself?

[Blode Bertelmoore]

Whadda ya wanna know?

[Blode Bertelmoore]

I come from Denmark (y'know, that measly little country who hides between sweden/norway and England)

I've been playing alot of FPS'/RTS' through my time, and some MMO's aswell. But mostly FPS/RTS'

I'm going to make myself an Siege Tower and hoist an ballistae on top of it as the first thing I do in DFO?

[Zanzibar]

That's boring. Moar.

[Blode Bertelmoore]

gimmeh a topic and I'll try to talk 'Moar' (wich accually is a baby-version of the word "Mom" in Danish) about the so said

[Blode Bertelmoore]

Denmark is led by right-sided racists and crackheads?

our Stateminister gave too much power to the racists and now they rule the country :O and he gets all the trash

Anyway, I'm off tah bed, gotta be up at 7 tommorrow (European time that is)

[Kaeso]

Hey!

[Zanzibar]

Unsatisfactory.

[Garn]

Hey!


Pompous ass.

[Kailas]

We really have to get to the new recruits before Cidius, it's just bad PR.

What FPSs/RTSs have you played?
Would you be willing to play against me? I warn you, I can smell a noob from a mile away in FPS. RTS... eh.
Of course it makes no difference, Kaeso and Morgan are the only two dicks you have to suck to get in here, but it doesn't hurt to have me as a friend.

[losinglife]

if i had to poop, would you spread my buttcheeks for me?

[Krow]

if i had to poop, would you spread my buttcheeks for me?


GOD DAMMIT! I know I would!

[Cidius]

1. Anal-plugs? go ahead if yah like

2. depends on what she looked likeFirst, anal-plugs suck, if you have a thing for anality you can do it with a finger. But since you're not pro-them, but kinda like yea whatever you get half a point here.

Second, I was trying to trick you because obviously she's a rapist not a sexually weirdo woman, so you couldn't ask her to do you. But you avoided this question in a good way and I give you a point for this question. But since it's so kinky that it wouldn't really matter what she looks like, you also lose a quarter of a point, so it's 0.75 points for you.

And don't worry you don't need to suck off Morgan, Kaeso is secretly taking over with some new "sekret" sub-guild.

I'll start my own interviews with every new member and I'll keep a board of the highest ranking people. The maximum is 3 points, and the real maximum is 2, but you can get an extra point if you pretend to be a homosexual e-gigolo with a lot of sexual innuendos.

And no you can't do that anymore, it has to be a natural thing coming from the recruit.








And LL I'd shovel the poop out with my hands and maybe eat it and puke it to your mouth for more sexins.

[Blode Bertelmoore]

We really have to get to the new recruits before Cidius, it's just bad PR.

What FPSs/RTSs have you played?
Would you be willing to play against me? I warn you, I can smell a noob from a mile away in FPS. RTS... eh.
Of course it makes no difference, Kaeso and Morgan are the only two dicks you have to suck to get in here, but it doesn't hurt to have me as a friend.

Hehe, yeah Cidius is quite an odd-ball, but he does make some kind of sense tho O.o.
I'll list the RTS'/FPS' I can remember I've played here:

RTS
Age of Empires (the series)
Civilisation II - V (does that count?)
Starcraft
Rise of Nations
Starwars-something weird with clones gutting eachother
Warcraft I - III

FPS
Counter-Strike
Battlefield (1942,Vietnam,2)
Savage (do you know that game?)
Mount&Blade
Runescape (does that count or does that just point me out as having too much spare time on my hands?)
Halflife (1-2)
Team Fortress
Some other Starwars game with clones gutting eachother, you're just a clone yourself in this one.
Day of Defeat (one of those pesky riflemen who take out MG's with a nade from the other side of the battlefield)
Halo (1-2, on Xbox ofcourse, don't have the money for a 360 >.<)
Elderscrolls: Oblivion



There's alot more I think, I just can't remember them at the current moment, and can't be assed to go looking for them. Could be fun fighting you, depends in wich game, however, as my computer dislikes certain games atm (everything from Steam and/or Valve)
sure would love to kick your ass in Savage tho, if you've heard of that game, meet me on the Demo-server Multiplay4 I belive it is, I go under the name of Grot.

[Blode Bertelmoore]

First, anal-plugs suck, if you have a thing for anality you can do it with a finger. But since you're not pro-them, but kinda like yea whatever you get half a point here.

Second, I was trying to trick you because obviously she's a rapist not a sexually weirdo woman, so you couldn't ask her to do you. But you avoided this question in a good way and I give you a point for this question. But since it's so kinky that it wouldn't really matter what she looks like, you also lose a quarter of a point, so it's 0.75 points for you.



....So I get 1.25 points? thats pretty good if you can only get to 2.

[Blode Bertelmoore]

Unsatisfactory.

I just had to sig that. Don't ask why

[Harmar]

I quit your guild red morgan

[Cidius]

I quit your guild red morgan
Oh really? Tell that to smelly, itchy, slimy one-eyed monster in your pants. That's what it becomes when you have sex and don't clean it afterwards.

[Cidius]

illl role play your mom bitch


I can just see the Black Night on A War Big


I'm not circumsized, so I have to clean my ding dong after having sex, otherwise the head starts to itch and smell bad.


Thats dam right if u cant take it like a man than get the fuck out "oh yea and if you go crying to mommy remeber dont inturupt me i get pissed when people come in with out knocking


i don't think that lying to people about the amount of members would be a good policy decision.


Anyway I don't care what your personal definition of evil is. If you think Nazis are evil.... ok! I'm not judging. That's perfectly acceptable. I simply disagree that Hitler and his followers were evil.


They say that you never really know anyone until you have either gone into battle with them, or through childbirth.

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/2019/quack2ev.jpg

http://myspace-225.vo.llnwd.net/01252/52/28/1252578225_l.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/greydeathstyle/1180314621035.jpg

[Harmar]

Cidius, I didn't understand what you were saying until the pictures. I think I get it... So fuck you no I'm not

[losinglife]

the real questin is how does cidius remember all those quotes

[Cidius]

the real questin is how does cidius remember all those quotesI have used all of those in my sigs, the roleplaying one was when I was trolling the roleplaying forums once.

And the first Viluin one was just an additional one to the ding ding one.

[Riddle]

gimmeh a topic and I'll try to talk 'Moar' (wich accually is a baby-version of the word "Mom" in Danish) about the so said


This thread is fucking shit. 4 pages and we still haven't got on topic yet!?

I only kept reading because i thought you might tell us about your mom :fuck you:

[Cidius]

Well I was gonna make a google page where it plays Dragonforce and there's three different pictures of Rambo shooting and each one has a different face stamped on it.

One MacGyver, one Treefingers and one Zanzibar.

But as you can see it would have taken buttload of time to do it with photoshop and this took me like 15 minutes to make:

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/Cidius/supermacgyver.jpg

As you can see it does not commit the act of potently radiating sexual power.

[Zanzibar]

It's nice just to be considered.

[Cidius]

It's nice just to be considered.I got the idea of putting your head on the Rambo body, and then I masked the original idea by moving MacGyver to be "the first".

And the original plan lacked Sam Beckett.

These 4 are my heroes. There are semi-heroes like that black dude always smoking cigars, he's in Ocean's 11/12/13 and he had his own show.

[Zanzibar]

I got the idea of putting your head on the Rambo body, and then I masked the original idea by moving MacGyver to be "the first".

And the original plan lacked Sam Beckett.

These 4 are my heroes. There are semi-heroes like that black dude always smoking cigars, he's in Ocean's 11/12/13 and he had his own show.
Bernie Mac.

[Blode Bertelmoore]

This thread is fucking shit. 4 pages and we still haven't got on topic yet!?

I only kept reading because i thought you might tell us about your mom :fuck you:

Well my mom is hotter than yours!

[losinglife]

any sisters, do they put out, and would they do 3somes with your mom?

[Cidius]

Well my mom is hotter than yours!http://stevequayle.com/News.alert/04_Global/04_Global_pics/040628.gay.parade.jpg

[Krow]

Do you just have a stash of gay pictures in your computer? Like if I called the cops would you get arrested for having a picture of a naked 12 year old boy taking a shit while riding a unicorn down a rainbow?

[Blode Bertelmoore]

any sisters, do they put out, and would they do 3somes with your mom?

Sorry to disappoint you, I have 3 brothers, but no sisters.

[Blode Bertelmoore]

http://stevequayle.com/News.alert/04_Global/04_Global_pics/040628.gay.parade.jpg
Yeah I know, Riddle's mom is'nt too pretty is she?

[Blode Bertelmoore]

Do you just have a stash of gay pictures in your computer? Like if I called the cops would you get arrested for having a picture of a naked 12 year old boy taking a shit while riding a unicorn down a rainbow?
Better to just call em now :thumb:

[Zanzibar]

Triple post. Good job!

[Blode Bertelmoore]

Yeh, but they aren't copies of one another, are they?:rolleyes:

[Zanzibar]

Also not three quotes in one post, huh? :rofl:

[Cidius]

Do you just have a stash of gay pictures in your computer? Like if I called the cops would you get arrested for having a picture of a naked 12 year old boy taking a shit while riding a unicorn down a rainbow?No I but I know my friend has some pics of pedophilia on his comp.

I don't like stuff like that.

He's even more sick than I am, if you think I'm somehow bad you should see him actually getting a boner from animal porn.

I just like some kinky stuff like that long tongue video, damn it would be awesome.

[Riddle]

Ah, you seem to of stumbled on our family Album! My mother, like you've guessed was on the float showing her warez.

But look! Theres me, Blode's mother and young blode. How proud we were! :thumb:

[Cidius]

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=2121305256b4e1b32dae6a2edd12b62f

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=0682c987b009046d48127522fd3f7a31

[Cidius]

Senior Surly, the red fat guy is Morgan:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=9f5263cc0067d8b8924a6d8481163289

Morgan and Surly playing cards:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=fc4a1a4a07a28211cb52dc81b614cd0b

[Cidius]

BKB leader and Surly making a deal:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=8bc46e289879a2fae2aa0e45dfccc62b

The key is encrypted on many small papers ^^


Gloomrender tries to rape Cidius:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=817e58e786e7fc25177e226253fb2868

[Cidius]

Me and Bashur discussing about some quality meat:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=ce8f5f0f8e0260d7d13018eae9c99054

[Cidius]

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=897d8a93e443a10c9828d90476ff2e8b

I am a fucken encore.

[Cidius]

Me meeting a random kid:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=7e8df26e13addd5eb6a4103e1dd6cd9c

[Atnas]

Me meeting a random kid:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=7e8df26e13addd5eb6a4103e1dd6cd9c

Haha, that was fucking weird.

[Krow]

I officially love you, but not in a gay way...we will wait for that step

[Cidius]

Some of these aren't ment to be hilarious because Surly's in them doing things. These are not funny.

In the earlier dancing and singing scene it was actually Surly portraying me in a musical show, now it's the aftermath of the show:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=af1876a53d95e625b797fe5ea2cc7fa0

In this one younger Surly and also thinner Morgan are in a hotel and Surly finds a picture of himself in a book of Morgan's:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=6fd2020d88a5e2ae87a1fbc2c832d27a

A year after that they've gotten married:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=c3734daa9893afa67a56338da21d39f0

Another clip of their married life:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=f0652728210badcb0f947af6d3b23555

[Cidius]

Oh man I fucked up the picture one:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=c2c76300d11bbf89acdfb9d2c5ec04f9

[Blode Bertelmoore]

Seriously Cidius, you really know how to fuck up a thread, you have had a lot of training or what?

[Krow]

lol did everyone forgot about blode and what this thread was for, or is Cidius just a raging gay

[Zanzibar]

Both.

[Cidius]

Both.I love you too.

And Magus Guild gets my approval for being against those roleplaying faggots of Red Order.

They're not roleplaying cool characters. Who would want to roleplay a zealot?

ALL HAIL YMIR, YOU SHALL DIE CURSING HIS NAME OR LIVE PRAISING HIM.

Oh wait we have Surly.

[Krow]

I love you too.

And Magus Guild gets my approval for being against those roleplaying faggots of Red Order.

They're not roleplaying cool characters. Who would want to roleplay a zealot?

ALL HAIL YMIR, YOU SHALL DIE CURSING HIS NAME OR LIVE PRAISING HIM.

Oh wait we have Surly.


Again with your constant ranting....

[Blode Bertelmoore]

I love you too.

And Magus Guild gets my approval for being against those roleplaying faggots of Red Order.

They're not roleplaying cool characters. Who would want to roleplay a zealot?

ALL HAIL YMIR, YOU SHALL DIE CURSING HIS NAME OR LIVE PRAISING HIM.

Oh wait we have Surly.

It's a conspiracy of RP'ers ganging together and taking over our minds! first as our leaders, soon as our trainers and Gay boyfreinds :eek: :stabbed:

[losinglife]

Sorry to disappoint you, I have 3 brothers, but no sisters.


well what about your brothers then? ... Cidius you in?

[Cidius]

well what about your brothers then? ... Cidius you in?There's always a mother somewhere LL.

http://petomainen.googlepages.com/morgan'sprivateparty

[Rykros]

Again with your constant ranting....

His best characteristic

[Cidius]

His best characteristicActually...
(http://stephlovesdick.ytmnd.com/)

[Krow]

lol can you guys just accept blode already so this thread can be locked and totally forgotten about.

[Spades]

This thread is embarrassing.


We should start a vote to lock Cidius into a cage.

Further punishments will be dealt with by locking the offender into the cage with Cidius for a week.

[losinglife]

like the thunderdome? I would be down for that

[Cidius]

This thread is embarrassing.


We should start a vote to lock Cidius into a cage.

Further punishments will be dealt with by locking the offender into the cage with Cidius for a week.I'm already banned from all the other forums.

[Atnas]

When Red Morgan is away, I guess recruiting kind of stopped.

[Killuminati]

Hehe, yeah Cidius is quite an odd-ball, but he does make some kind of sense tho O.o.
I'll list the RTS'/FPS' I can remember I've played here:

RTS
Age of Empires (the series)
Civilisation II - V (does that count?)
Starcraft
Rise of Nations
Starwars-something weird with clones gutting eachother
Warcraft I - III

FPS
Counter-Strike
Battlefield (1942,Vietnam,2)
Savage (do you know that game?)
Mount&Blade
Runescape (does that count or does that just point me out as having too much spare time on my hands?)
Halflife (1-2)
Team Fortress
Some other Starwars game with clones gutting eachother, you're just a clone yourself in this one.
Day of Defeat (one of those pesky riflemen who take out MG's with a nade from the other side of the battlefield)
Halo (1-2, on Xbox ofcourse, don't have the money for a 360 >.<)
Elderscrolls: Oblivion



There's alot more I think, I just can't remember them at the current moment, and can't be assed to go looking for them. Could be fun fighting you, depends in wich game, however, as my computer dislikes certain games atm (everything from Steam and/or Valve)
sure would love to kick your ass in Savage tho, if you've heard of that game, meet me on the Demo-server Multiplay4 I belive it is, I go under the name of Grot.

Are you in Savage 2 beta?

[Blode Bertelmoore]

No, but I do, however follow the development of that game. Right now I'm just enjoying what entertainment i can get from the Savage (1)?

Hoping for the second savage too, looks and sounds awesome.

[Cidius]

Players who wished to play a Jedi character had to first unlock their Jedi slot by fulfilling an unknown list of criteria. However, within four months of this stipulation, no player had yet achieved the goal. Jedi forum at the official site turned into a "flamer's paradise" as some subscribers accused the developers of lying about the Jedi system being in place. The first player unlocked their Jedi slot on Friday 7 November 2003. Lucas Arts game producer Haden Blackman stated in an interview on 20 December 2003, with Gamespy: "We're confident in the [Jedi] system because the feedback from players has been extremely positive. Not only are Jedi players happy with the system and the powers they are receiving...." This caused a backlash by some players who felt this statement was misleading. Gamespy noted: "GameSpy's mail was so flooded with reports from the Galaxies community that we started researching this feature to present both sides of the story." Because the time commitment to unlock a Jedi was substantial, players complained that perma-death of the character after three deaths was overly harsh. The developers eventually relented and lowered the penalty to skill loss in January, 2004. The skill loss was later recanted.

Some players further complained that the process of unlocking the Jedi slot, known as "hologrinding", was overly long, painful and disruptive to the social fabric of the game. In August, 2004, the developers released a quest system as the new path to unlocking the Jedi slot. With the NGE (see below) in November, 2005, allowing all players, including new ones, to play a Jedi character, there were complaints that the efforts that veteran players had expended in unlocking their Jedi slots were all for nothing.It wasn't a great game, and it soon got dull and repeating, but the massive weird quests with absolutely no advice on how to do it and you just had to trust veteran player's word, and the jedies running around just wtfwooping people.

I was a bounty hunter with status of beginner jedi killing quests (there were 5 levels of different bounty hunting quests and the fourth was beginner jedies and the final was for jedi knights and jedi masters, who were practically demigods because of their rarity and status), and a veteran bounty hunter from our guild trained me with those explosive little moving things, the right weapon skills to take down a jedi, and that the stronger jedies always moved in groups to avoid even the slight risk of death (3 deaths and bam permadeath for jedies), and that it was possible for me alone to take down a beginner jedi if I only had the surprise...

It was a good experience.

Too bad I never got the chance to kill jedies in terms of quests because I left at some point because I lacked the finance to buy new armor, because my old armor had gotten scrapped pretty badly in massive fights against the PC imperials. I could only do quests of killing monsters with low health, because I lacked the armor but I had the big bounty hunter gun that finished em pretty quickly.

And for some reason at this time I had left my master creature handling skills to try some new professions, and I soon found out that CH was really the most badass skill (I had my own business of selling different rare "regular" mounts to people) and it would take fucken weeks of playing to get it back. I had even tried to search for rare creature babies with a tracker helping me (the idea was to sell these to lazy rich CHs).

And the basic quests in SWG were plain simple kill 10 tuskens and you'll get this amount of credits (and they could be repeated over and over again). The weird and big quests usually required groups.