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Bashur
11-19-2007, 06:16 AM
Can you tell your mom I had a damn good time last night for me? I had to leave early this mornin' and she was passed out. Probably from the good time I gave her last night.
Actually, I have a clip of us last night: http://tinyurl.com/2ovvfu (NSFW)
Harmar
11-19-2007, 08:43 AM
that was fucking hot
Cidius
11-19-2007, 03:24 PM
lol what color is her hair?
And I did your mother long ago so don't worry about that (dark haired, broken nose style nose, slim).
And the clip doesn't work.
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/Cidius/oldiea.jpg
Cidius
11-19-2007, 03:41 PM
Oh wait wrong mom, I haven't met yours yet, but I once met your dad at a gay bordello where I was selling my leet drugs.
He offered me a BJ but since I knew who he was, I refused. I couldn't do that to you bro.
Cidius
11-19-2007, 04:09 PM
Now it worked and it was the same fucken video Wayne posted.
You can't post somebody else's porn that he has already posted!
But I penis you for posting that beauty again.
Bashur
11-19-2007, 05:24 PM
Oh wait wrong mom, I haven't met yours yet, but I once met your dad at a gay bordello where I was selling my leet drugs.
He offered me a BJ but since I knew who he was, I refused. I couldn't do that to you bro.
I have to get lunch money somehow, man.
And this video was already posted? DAMNIT!
Killed Corpsefire
01-16-2008, 04:24 AM
Can you tell your mom I had a damn good time last night for me? I had to leave early this mornin' and she was passed out. Probably from the good time I gave her last night.
Actually, I have a clip of us last night: http://tinyurl.com/2ovvfu (NSFW)
wow... you're fat. she was definently getting a good work out though ,better than her usual exercise ball thingy.
Bashur
01-16-2008, 11:26 PM
wow... you're fat. she was definently getting a good work out though ,better than her usual exercise ball thingy.
...What?
... And who the fuck are you?
Killed Corpsefire
01-17-2008, 01:10 AM
...What?
... And who the fuck are you?
i was told i could make myself at home.
and, i assume you're the fat guy in the video, and the woman is cidius' mom.
therefore your fat and she's getting a workout.
Zanzibar
01-17-2008, 01:22 AM
Bashur, he called you fat!
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/Zanzibarprovince/ia3yp.jpg
Bashur
01-17-2008, 02:14 AM
Oh no he didn't...
http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/151/32214~Little-Richard-Posters.jpg
Killed Corpsefire
01-17-2008, 03:09 AM
http://badgas.co.uk/moments/moment_128.jpg
only one hamburger can rule you're stomach sir
losinglife
01-17-2008, 04:14 AM
http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00008/86/23/8433268_l.jpg
Olgra wants your cawk!
Killed Corpsefire
01-17-2008, 05:10 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/388345925_503cb1c158_o.jpg
losinglife
01-17-2008, 05:50 AM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1268/1184490789_5cec05eb9f.jpg
Cidius
01-17-2008, 09:36 AM
http://gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/natural-science/_more2005/_more03/elephant-African-savannah-male-urinating-huge-penis-unsheathed-in-Addo-Elephant-Park-Eastern-Cape-South-Africa-20-JR.jpg
Surly
01-17-2008, 12:21 PM
Something tells me I should thank the fine people at gallery.hd.org for implementing hotlink protection.
Seems Cidius has been defeated...
Cidius
01-17-2008, 12:34 PM
You can't see it?
Damn they could have put some text saying that you can't steal our pics or something.
losinglife
01-17-2008, 11:21 PM
You can't see it?
Damn they could have put some text saying that you can't steal our pics or something.
you newb, of all people i would have thought you to know to download pics -> upload to imageshack
Zanzibar
01-17-2008, 11:24 PM
Does Imageshack have lamesauce censorship nazis like Photobucket does?
losinglife
01-17-2008, 11:26 PM
not that i know of, i use imageshack for everything and have never had issues
Killuminati
01-17-2008, 11:40 PM
not that i know of, i use imageshack for everything and have never had issues
I use imageshack for my collection of cum shots on your face.
losinglife
01-18-2008, 12:33 AM
I use imageshack for my collection of cum shots on your face.
i know, i have that shit bookmarked
Bashur
01-18-2008, 01:46 AM
i know, i have that shit bookmarked
In fact, he likes them so much he made one his signature.
Cidius
01-18-2008, 10:17 AM
What kind of censorship with Photobucket, I had a couple of HC porn pics there for a year till I removed them, I've never met anything like "no more room", but once I just thought it was so when I couldn't upload, it was just some connection problem though.
And LL why would I upload a close-up pic of an elephant's penis showering clear pee (a fucken shower trust me), when I could just link the pic?
Zanzibar
01-18-2008, 12:37 PM
I upped a picture of a purple dildo with a rusty nail stuck through it to Photobucket and it was replaced with some disclaimer nonsense about breaking TOS or something.
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/Zanzibarprovince/300px-Silicon_Dildo.jpg
Bashur
01-18-2008, 02:50 PM
Whaaa? You're kidding? I always loved Photobucket... well, I guess I have nothing to worry about, I'm not going to upload weird pictures... although I do have this one:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/Byce/Hellgate%20London/37.jpg
But... it's just boobies. *shrug*
Zanzibar
01-18-2008, 02:54 PM
Boobies and anorexia.
Boobies and anorexia.
It looks like she still has enough fat stored in her breasts, so don't worry.
Killuminati
01-18-2008, 05:35 PM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/5335/fag1ic7.jpg
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/4174/fag2rl8.jpg
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/3694/fag3vi8.jpg
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8962/fag4gu3.jpg
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/8544/fag5ti0.jpg
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/8710/fag6ma6.jpg
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7260/fag7zh8.jpg
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8103/fag8oq4.jpg
http://bp3.blogger.com/_TltGP2gsqS8/Rxha4C3FmKI/AAAAAAAAAyk/VrFos57x8vU/s1600-h/n9100063_34379381_4483.jpg
Zanzibar
01-18-2008, 06:15 PM
Yay!
Atnas
01-18-2008, 07:25 PM
What the fuck was that? I also like the uncles eyes when they're in bed... the eyes of a predator.
Is that supposed to be some kind of "It's the society's fault that homosexuality exists"?
losinglife
01-18-2008, 08:56 PM
Boobies and anorexia.
is there anything better?
losinglife
01-18-2008, 09:00 PM
gay pictures
http://bp3.blogger.com/_TltGP2gsqS8/Rxha4C3FmKI/AAAAAAAAAyk/VrFos57x8vU/s1600-h/n9100063_34379381_4483.jpg
you are still gay...
and wtf, that kid is a jerk for ratting out his uncle :guns:
Killed Corpsefire
01-18-2008, 09:16 PM
story of my life
NOT
Bashur
01-19-2008, 04:30 AM
I read this out loud to my girl. We are both going to celibate on Saturday, because he found out he's not gay.
YAAAAAY!
Zanzibar
01-19-2008, 12:27 PM
is there anything better?
Yeah, fuck healthy. Boobies and intestinal tapeworms, with a crack addiction to make sure.
Cidius
01-19-2008, 05:27 PM
I read this out loud to my girl. We are both going to celibate on Saturday, because he found out he's not gay.
YAAAAAY!You mean your boyfriend/girlfriend found out that he's not gay?
Killuminati
01-20-2008, 01:11 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/oze500/jesus20fucking20christ.jpg
Killed Corpsefire
01-20-2008, 02:21 AM
wow
Killed Corpsefire
01-20-2008, 03:16 AM
HEY MISTER, CAN YOU BUY ME ALCOHAL?
works so well :)
fuck beign underaged!
Zanzibar
01-20-2008, 04:08 AM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/Zanzibarprovince/srslywtfww1.jpg
Killed Corpsefire
01-20-2008, 04:16 AM
.................................................................
what the fuck
good thing im tipsy.....
Cidius
01-20-2008, 07:29 AM
God fuck I want to be a hippo, they practically are so massive that not too many predators hunt them. They just live yawning and sleeping in water. They can be underwater for 6 minutes and then they AUTOMATICALLY rise to surface to breath. Yes if they fall asleep in the water they will rise to the surface.
This is what you need to beat a hippo:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/Peter_Paul_Rubens_083.jpg/766px-Peter_Paul_Rubens_083.jpg
Plus the other type of camel toe would be rhino toe, when the male stuff are "bagging."
http://members.mweb.co.zw/wildlife/mammals/rhino/640-rhinoceros1.jpg'
Edit: Woah I thought I just came up with the one before, but some fuckface has beaten me (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rhinotoe).
comestible
01-20-2008, 09:06 AM
I would much rather be a Snippophant. It has all the characteristics of the animals with the highest human death rates per year.
Btw this is just a rendering not a photo of the real thing.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/cosmixy/a0cff94d.jpg?t=1200838421
Atnas
01-20-2008, 11:13 AM
Now when you say it Cidius, being a hippo might kick ass. They can bite a crocodile in half!
Cidius
01-20-2008, 11:53 AM
lol I just posted some angry replies to people who were dissing hippos on youtube
this just some some girly guys on a boat ride chased by hippos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEXYw91lQuY&feature=related)
I witnessed some hippos getting bullied by other animals, but that was just because they were afraid of getting hurt as in they were pussy hippos.
http://www.honoluluzoo.org/images/hippo_baby_tianjinzoo.jpg
Cidius
01-20-2008, 12:11 PM
Another great animal is otter just because it's so cool looking.
Just look at this, fucken fashion models:
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/na-river-otter.jpghttp://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/PhotoGallery/NorthAmerica/photos/20040326-206otter.jpghttp://www.turtletrack.org/Issues00/Co03112000/Art/otter32a.jpg
http://blog.oregonlive.com/tailgate/medium_bud-light-otter.jpg<embed src="http://www.midishrine.com/ostepop/nes/Contra/stage_3.mid" niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger="true" hidden="true" loop="true" width="1" height="1" align="center" name="Dont Stop"></embed>
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/Zanzibarprovince/srslywtfww1.jpg
Is that what Cloverfield looks like?
Killuminati
01-20-2008, 07:19 PM
that looks pretty hawt
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