Salutations from Airyglyph!

[Airyglyph]

:bean: HOLA!

Just filled out my app, hope i get in. Looks like i'd really enjoy this community so *cross fingers*.....

oooooooh annnnnnndddd HI!:rofl:

[Rufus]

Do you enjoy assuming the position on a regular basis?

[Metal Wolf]

Basically he is asking if you want to join the beggars they're into that kinda thing.

[Wayne]

Actually Airyglyph has applied to join Thelema. Im not kidding.

[Cidius]

Fucken lying. That would be the second time the hell freezes.

[Atnas]

Really? We should celebrate!

[Airyglyph]

Do you enjoy assuming the position on a regular basis?
:thumb:

[Motavia]

:thumb:


That's a different position.

[Metal Wolf]

Damn lots of work to do to bring this guy up to troll speed.

[Wayne]

Yeah, but if he's eager to learn we might have to help him out.

Are you a friend of StCloud?

[Bashur]

Actually Airyglyph has applied to join Thelema. Im not kidding.

Sweet, that means you guys are at an all time high with a total of ... 3 members?

[Wayne]

We have more, but we don't recruit.

[Airyglyph]

Yeah, but if he's eager to learn we might have to help him out.

Are you a friend of StCloud?
Yes, i am a friend of his. Sorry bout my trolling skills being crap :stabbed:. Although it prolly won't take long to dust em off once i get to know you guys more. Anyways, still waiting to hear if im even in yet! :cuss:

P.S. Love the smilies lol

[Atnas]

I uh... I wouldn't count on it.

[Airyglyph]

I uh... I wouldn't count on it.
Too bad. :fuck you:

[Atnas]

Well, Thelema really doesn't recruit people.

[Wayne]

We might take you in on a tryout period, but only if you and your pal show us that you indeed do posess the innate skill of trolling.

Our jury will be giving points on the following :


1.) Is it coming from the heart?

2.) Is it really insulting?

3.) Will it get you banned on official?

4.) Are you willing to get banned on official?

[Wayne]

Too bad. :fuck you:

That's a good start, but you really need to be more insulting.

A more fitting reply would have been :

"Fuck you Santa I do whatever the hell I like. Go stuff your face with meatballs and die."

[Metal Wolf]

You forgot to make it "Man Meatballs" assweasel.

[Atnas]

No Metal Wolf, then the joke wouldn't be about Swedes.

[Airyglyph]

We might take you in on a tryout period, but only if you and your pal show us that you indeed do posess the innate skill of trolling.

Our jury will be giving points on the following :


1.) Is it coming from the heart?

2.) Is it really insulting?

3.) Will it get you banned on official?

4.) Are you willing to get banned on official?

Didn't know that was required sorry, i was trying to sound intelligent and not a complete asshole, but fuck it, fuck all you just invite me to the clan. At work on the forums like an incompetent jackass. My "pal" as you so likely put it will tell you the same thing. We don't give a fuck we just want to wreck some fools in DF. We want to be part of a larger group if you will of similar drunken rambling boys of pleasure.

[Wayne]

Go get banned on official and post screens and we'll most likely let you in. You know do something grandioso. We've all been banned atleast 5 times along the way ranging from six monthers to year long bans. Oh and do post screenshots so that we can validify your claims.

[Wayne]

Didn't know that was required sorry, i was trying to sound intelligent and not a complete asshole, but fuck it, fuck all you just invite me to the clan. At work on the forums like an incompetent jackass. My "pal" as you so likely put it will tell you the same thing. We don't give a fuck we just want to wreck some fools in DF. We want to be part of a larger group if you will of similar drunken rambling boys of pleasure.

Do understand that Thelma is a small tight knit group of old UDFers and that most of us view the "drunken rambling boys of pleasure" as being flamboyantly gay.

[Metal Wolf]

Also known as the drunken beggers.

And don't give me that shit Aanta you sweds are a bunch of sausage gobblers. Only people that like cock more than you are from Iceland.

[Chamoke]

How come I didn't hear anything about this?

[Metal Wolf]

Because your the fucking leader of THelma.
Which means \/






























SHUUUUUUNNNNNN!

[Wayne]

How come I didn't hear anything about this?

If only you took the time to read our forum.

[Harmar]

I don't like his name. I say he's out, unless of course he writes a 127 word essay on why his name isn't lame (I will be counting)

[Metal Wolf]

Well we might actually give a shit about your opinion IF you were in Thelma.


But I doubt it.

[Atnas]

Go get banned on official and post screens and we'll most likely let you in. You know do something grandioso. We've all been banned atleast 5 times along the way ranging from six monthers to year long bans. Oh and do post screenshots so that we can validify your claims.

Hahahahah!

That's so funny! "you can only join us, the cool gang, if you get banned from the forums like real hardcores. MAYBE".
Sounds like some sort of gang, don't you think? "You'll have to steal at least 10 apples from old man Grey's yard if you want to join us, bring them here as proof".

[Airyglyph]

Hahahahah!

That's so funny! "you can only join us, the cool gang, if you get banned from the forums like real hardcores. MAYBE".
Sounds like some sort of gang, don't you think? "You'll have to steal at least 10 apples from old man Grey's yard if you want to join us, bring them here as proof".

Sounds pretty juvenile, but w/e thats ur kinda thing i guess. I think i'll reapply to something more my style if thats the case.

[Wayne]

It's a gaming forum. It's supposed to be juvenile. Im beginning to doubt that you really don't want to be a hardass like you stated in that PM.

[Cidius]

and that most of us view the "drunken rambling boys of pleasure" as being flamboyantly gay.what has that to do with anything?

click my sig pic

[Airyglyph]

It's a gaming forum. It's supposed to be juvenile. Im beginning to doubt that you really don't want to be a hardass like you stated in that PM.

I'm not much of a forum tough guy, geeeez.:fuck you:
That being said, i'm prolly not what Thelema is looking for, perhaps drunken beggars? If I haven't already ran them off.

[Cidius]

That you actually applied for Thelma, for that alone you deserve a medal.

There has been legends and stories of a man who will actually join the Thelma. We wait and wait but he doesn't come.

And if you for some reason fail the applying interrigation, you can always join the big buddy Anvil. They don't have too high requirements and they only require you to be Swedish or Australian. Or Austrian, I bet that would fool em.

[Duvan]

And if you for some reason fail the applying interrigation, you can always join the big buddy Anvil. They don't have too high requirements and they only require you to be Swedish or Australian. Or Austrian, I bet that would fool em

LOL!

[Wayne]

I'm not much of a forum tough guy, geeeez.:fuck you:
That being said, i'm prolly not what Thelema is looking for, perhaps drunken beggars? If I haven't already ran them off.

You've got it all wrong chap. We never wanted you in the guild.

[Airyglyph]

You've got it all wrong chap. We never wanted you in the guild.
Ok :smirk:

[Atnas]

But Thelema is mostly a bunch of assholes/trolls so no surprise there! Why don't you and your friend apply to any of the other guilds (Anvil and DBC, that is)?

[Wayne]

Ok :smirk:

Don't take it too seriously. I was just trolling you. :thumb: You've passed the first test.

[Metal Wolf]

No he didn't.

[Wayne]

Why did you have to ruin it?